/prog/ - If it's Lisp, it's crap!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 3:48

My name is /prog/, and I am here to tell all you Lisp faggots to stop posting your shitty code on my board. Lisp is crap, and should have forever remained as a math theory.

I AM THE REAL /prog/!!!

To the /prog/riders who have not been tainted by the Lisp curse, I ask you to do only one thing: Let everyone know that Lisp is crap and for faggots. Do this in every thread, including this one. Lisp is a virus which threatens our very livelihood. It must be stopped.

THE FATE OF /prog/ DEPENDS UPON YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 4:14

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 21:23

Taking a shit in this thread.

KA-PLOOSH

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 21:44

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 21:44

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 21:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 2:50

LISP
math theory
Well, fuck you and your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 4:35

bump

Name: Fuck >>8 2011-07-04 12:01

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 15:38

>>11
Don't bump shitty threads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 5:27

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 5:35

i fucking hate lithperth

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 5:39

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If it's Lisp, it's crap!

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