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International Obfuscated Haskell Code Contest

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 3:15

DRIVE THE LISP MENACE OUT OF /prog/!

http://www.ioccc.org/rules.html
Same rules apply, except replace all instances of C with Haskell.

By contributing your innovative yet unreadable Haskell code, you help /prog/ return to its former glory, sans the countless autistic Lispers.

This contest lasts until:



   A) /prog/ is terminated

   B) /prog/ returns to non-Lisp GLORY

   C) A spambot destroys the thread

Take note, my fellow /prog/rammers: _{Lisp is a cancer, and the ones who advocate its use must be rehabilitated. Lispers are all around you, and they may include: your mother, father, siblings, even your best friend. We must guide them back to non-Lisp glory. Good luck, /prog/.}

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 3:29

Not Lisp; don't care

Name: VIPPER 2011-07-02 3:51

>>1
/prog/ was always about lisp.

Name: VIPPER 2011-07-02 3:52

>>1
/prog/ was always about lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 3:53

Haskell is for whining pedants

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 4:43

>>2-5
lithp ith for faggotths

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 5:13

I can't even read regular Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 5:58

Obfuscated Haskell is an oxymoron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 6:01

>>7
You don't have Phd in type theory? Why are you even programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 6:41

#include <stdio.h>

main(t,_,a)

char

*

a;

{

        return!

 

0<t?

t<3?

 

main(-79,-13,a+

main(-87,1-_,

main(-86, 0, a+1 )

 

+a)):

 

1,

t<_?

main(t+1, _, a )

:3,

 

main ( -94, -27+t, a )

&&t == 2 ?_

<13 ?

 

main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" )

 

:9:16:

t<0?

t<-72?

main( _, t,

"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;\

#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;\

q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; \

r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\

\

n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;\

{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\

#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/")

:

t<-50?

_==*a ?

putchar(31[a]):

 

main(-65,_,a+1)

:

main((*a == '/') + t, _, a + 1 )

:

 

0<t?

 

main ( 2, 2 , "%s")

:*a=='/'||

 

main(0,

 

main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry")

 

,a+1);}

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-07-02 6:41

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>>3
<-- check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 7:06

>>10
Invalid C code.

Name: 1000 posts 2011-07-02 7:30

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 12:45

SAGE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 13:18

U MENA HASKAL?

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-07-02 13:18

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>>19
dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 15:21

I fucking hate Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 15:44

>>1
cancer
This is not /b/, although it is filled with /b/ scum like you now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 16:01

only unproductive leaches hate Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 16:07

>>25
I'm a productive leech and I fucking hate Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 16:14

>>26
You're not productive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 16:48

>>27
proof?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 17:04

>>28
because youre a fucking phyton faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 17:07

>>29
I'm not homosexual, neither do I see the Python programming language as a good thing. I do, however, see it as something much better than being Lost In a Sea of Parentheses.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 17:56

>>30
fuck you phythonfag

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 20:10

>>30
I would wager that if you rewrote emacs in C, it would have about the same number of parentheses.

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-07-02 20:10

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>>28
<-- that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 21:01

>>9
any must-reads?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 23:10

I can post enough Lisp code that you can't port to C, but I'll leave you to waste your own time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 23:32

>>35
I never said C can replace Lisp you fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 3:21

>>36
So mad...