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Scalable Enterprise Final Solution

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 11:01

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <assert.h>

#define HELL 0
#define PoopFeast420 ((HELL) + 420)
#define MYANUS (~(HELL))

typedef struct VIPPER {
  struct VIPPER *vipper;
} VIPPER;

static const inline VIPPER *VIPPER_c(
                     void
                     ) {
  puts("u mad");

  return (VIPPER *) NULL;
}

void function_of_the_beast(
               void
               ) __attribute__ ((pure, noreturn, destructor, always_inline));

void function_of_the_beast(
               void
               ) {
  assert(MYANUS);
  puts("hax my anus");

  exit(EXIT_SUCCESS ^ EXIT_FAILURE);
}

int main(
     void
     ) {
  const volatile register int SLAYERS_BONER = ({raise(HELL); PoopFeast420;});

  {
    auto const volatile VIPPER * restrict vipper = VIPPER_c();
  }

  printf("The value of SLAYERS_BONER is %d\n"
     "This is line %d from file %s compiled at %s on %s\n",
     SLAYERS_BONER,
     __LINE__, __FILE__, __TIME__, __DATE__);

  __asm__("mov $4, %eax");

  (void) 1, 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 11:14

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