Guide to Programming in Clojure for Beginners

Guide to Clojure, Programming in Clojure and Clojure for Beginners weren't enough.
http://blackstag.com/blog.posting?id=5

>>1
Originally, I picked Clojure for its speed, access to Java
speed ... Java
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>>2
Didn't you know? Clojure is currently 4 times slower than Java.

>>3
But it promises free multithreading!

>>4
Free as in "point free"?

>>4
Free as in ``FREEDOM''?

>>6

Ai'ght ya'll, tha' lil' SOFTWARE FREEDOM problem ain't nutin' we can't handle wit' some free market ramblins and some beautiful 'murican firearms!

Reminds me of the time I was done with my gold prospectin' for the day and decided to invent the times tables myself! Damn near knocked the knickers of them liberal dingbat professors. Dropped out anyway tho', seeing as I wasn't 'bout to subject my genius to their political agendas!