/prog/ - Joel Spolsky is a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 14:04

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/TestYourself.html

I could do all of these very quickly, and I'm not even a fucking CS student. I'm really glad I decided not to become a professional programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 14:04

Joel Spolsky

stopped reading there. fuck off with your bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 14:05

>>2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylphenidate

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 14:07

>>3
>;^]
>:^D
>:-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 15:29

So a SICP exercise from the first chapter and a trivial function in C. I guess that's all you need to know to be an ENTERPRISE programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 16:26

My brain froze on the lisp bullshit. I got all the Javascript right, though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 16:45

he's a gay jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 16:53

>>6
Don't worry about it. Javascript is just a C-as-a-Lisp with its standard library cargo-fisted from Java.¹

_{1. Horse's mouth: http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/node/4009#comment-60781}

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 17:19

>>8
I know that. I'm the guy who keeps complaining about Lisp's unreadability.

On another note, the Rust programming language mentioned in your link brought me feelings of nausea that I thought I had left behind when I quit Java programming forever.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 19:36

>>6
you aren't cut out. Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 19:37

>>10
GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER

Name: ANUS SORT 2011-06-28 19:41

>>11
NICE ASS FUCK DUBZ BROSKI! FUCKIN A'! 10/10 POST WOULD READ AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-28 20:13

>>9
M'eh. Complaining about Lisp is a waste of time. I'm curious though, what do you find wrong with Rust?

The syntax is only slightly better than Javascript's. That concerns me a bit.

Joel Spolsky is a fucking retard.

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