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Friends

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 9:41

I don't have any

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 9:42

Sucks for you then, because I have plenty.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 9:46

Sucks for you then, because I have LITHpu, who is mai waifu ^__^


>>2
U MENA because i'm stuck at my boring serveradministration job, so i pretend to have friends on /polecat-kebabs/

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-24 9:50

>>1
Like the rest of /prog/.
Thank you for this obvious observation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 9:52

>>3
You're using polecat kebabs incorrectly.
Also I'm not a server admin.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 9:55

>>5
he corrects the use of /[i]polecat-[sup]kebabs[/sub][/i]

So much about "i have many friends", since you clearly don't, HERR CUDDER

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 10:09

>>6
It's just proof that you are unintelligent, no wonder you can't make any friends if you are as unintelligent as you are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 10:26

I don't have friends by choice because I don't like having my privates touched

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-06-24 10:31

Friends are a liability and require social commitment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 10:35

Transactions are a liability and require database commitment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 11:49

I have 3 friends. Their names are me, myself and I....

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 12:05

>>11
Strange, those pointers are all pointing to the same Person object.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 12:30

It came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 13:49

>>13
I'm pretty sure perl6 has an operator for such tasks.

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-24 14:37

>>11
You, me and the sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 16:55

>>13
I have read better accounts of dolphin sex. Not here, though.

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