Math is jewish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph-null
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_number

Sup ``In Lisp" dude.

The Jews are aliens in Germany--in 1933 there were 66,060,000 inhabitants in the German Reich, of whom 499,682 were Jews. What is the per cent of aliens?

A mentally-handicapped person costs the public 4 Reichsmark per day, a cripple 5.50 Reichsmark and a convicted criminal 3.50 Reichsmark. Cautious estimates state that within the boundaries of the German Reich 300,000 persons are being cared for in public mental institutions. How many marriage loans at 1,000 Reichsmark per couple could annually be financed from the funds allocated to institutions?

Read SICP

A bomber aircraft on take-off carries 12 dozen bombs, each weighing 10 kilos. The aircraft takes off for Warsaw the international centre for Jewry. It bombs the town. On take-off with all bombs on board and a fuel tank containing 100 kilos of fuel, the aircraft weighed about 8 tons. When it returns from the crusade, there are still 230 kilos left. What is the weight of the aircraft when empty?

>>3
499,682
Considering that many of them fled, how the fuck did 6 million die?

>>7
They got gased you queer.

>>8
Okay but why 6 million?

>>9
6.0*10⁶שּ﬩﬩﬩﬩

>>7
Not all the people gassed in Germany were living in Germany.

>>7>>9
A good amout of russians and jews were gased in Soviet GULAGs by other commie jews (yes, it were jews, who invented gassing long before nazis). These victims were then added to Holocaust (soviets just wanted to hide their crimes).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_van
>Isay Berg, the head of the administrative and economic department of NKVD of Moscow oblast, was the inventor of the gas van in Soviet Union in 1937.
>vans were already used on an experimental basis during the Stalinist purges of the late 1930s.[2][3] Moscow NKVD section chief Isay Berg would suffocate batches of prisoners with engine fumes in a camouflaged bread van while on the drive out to the mass graves at Butovo, where they were subsequently buried.

Jews suck at sports.

PROVE ME WRONG!

>>13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Fischer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Botvinnik
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Reshevsky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Kasparov
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Spassky

>>14
Don't fall for it, bro. He'll just accuse them of rigging their events.

lol he thinks chess a sport!

You made my day, >>14. I've never laughed so hard!

>>15
In fact, Kasparov's loss to Big Blue was intentional -- to do advertising for IBM.

Counter-bump to defeat the Jews.

JEWS

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