(8:30:27 AM) Anon: /x/ 4 lyfe brah
(8:30:33 AM) Anon: /x/ >>>>> /prog/
(8:30:49 AM) Anon: then again
(8:31:00 AM) Anon: i can't think of much that is worse than /porg/
SHITHEAT! YOU WANT TO PASSwrd?!?!? I showed U HOW TO programmmmmmm etiheis NIGGER and I CANT EVEN TBET HOW YU TO CONTINUE A PASSWRD!!!
I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE! GIVE ME BACK THE PASSWRD!
welCOME TO THE PLACE WHERE BANNING GETS U ALL! ALL U GET BANNED~
SO MUCH you TO have passWRD! for MONThs on !end!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LONG TO HAVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BET U EVEN KILL /x? now!!! YU caN progRAMM theM a ngger passw0rp ANd cause i sHOWED you MONths AGO!!! HOW TO PROGRAM A NGGER PASSWRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT yu DONT EVEN LISTEN AND NOW I GIV YY THE BAN PASSWRD!
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>/x/
>they still can't summon a succubus reliably
>foreveralone.jpg
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:55
I knew it! A reflector exists! A new outgrowth of the human brain will produce and control hallucination, to the point that it will change human reality.
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:56
OP you must prove your true strength by spinning the CD indefinitely!!! Alert the government! They can destroy our switches?
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:58
The jews are no longer after me.
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:58
You are either very stupid, absolutely fearless, or both! You are so cute, you're disgusting! This is our FINAL TEST! We can amplify the unpredictable signaL!!!!!!!
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:58
Shannon entropy is not a measure of wisdom..
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Anonymous2011-06-22 12:59
By the way I saw you? Just joking, pantha!
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Anonymous2011-06-22 13:01
I really reallyreally LOVE YOU.. [just kidding, h4x0r]
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Anonymous2011-06-22 13:01
HNoo, i ErealY DO!
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Anonymous2011-06-22 13:03
Whwere is my diskontinuitY?
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Anonymous2011-06-22 13:26
>>16
The Rocky River Police Department in Cuyahoga County, Ohio has started a pilot program to help find missing autistic children and senior citizens with tracking bracelets. For a monthly fee citizens can get a bracelet from the police department, who can then pinpoint the location of their loved one or object of obsession. From the article: "If someone wearing the bracelet goes missing, a family member or caregiver still must alert the Rocky River Police Department. The person reporting the incident or the police department then will contact EMFinders and give the bracelet serial number worn by the missing person, [police chief] Stillman said. While the police department follows its usual protocol for a missing person, EMFinders will send out a signal to the bracelet. In turn, the bracelet sends a signal to the 911 operator through the Cuyahoga Emergency Communications System (CECOMS)."
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EMFInders2011-06-22 13:27
Sir, we located a large nest of missing autistic children
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Richard Matthew Stillman2011-06-22 13:31
Sending backup, standby for instrustions
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Anonymous2011-06-23 6:07
Hey OP. why did you let you're amazing thread sink away?
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Anonymous2011-06-23 14:29
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Anonymous2011-06-23 14:32
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Anonymous2011-06-23 14:34
That doesn't even make any sense you obnoxious collardog
Geehrte Damen und Herren wären sie bereit für einen Augenblick die Augen zu schließen und sich vorzustellen wie ich langsam meinen Penis in ihren Mund führe, halten sie kurz inne, riechen sie diesen Würzigen strengen Duft ein ungewaschenen Glieds? Nähmen sie sich zeit und lassen sie es auf sich wirken während ich langsam weiter ihren Rachen runter gleite merken sie die plötzlich Luftknappheit? Erschrecken sie sich nicht sie werden sich schnell dran gewöhnen weinen sie ruhig wen ihn danach zumute spüren sie dem Rhythmus des pochenden Gliedes konzentrieren sie einzig und allein auf die würzige Zwiebelwurst die ihren brechreiz wieder und abermals auf die probe stellt. Und dann werden sie eins, eins mit dem Moment der Vollkommenen Entleerung genießen sie jeden einzigen klebrigen tropfen der ihr Kehle herunter tropft und werden sie sich dem Leben in seiner vollen Wonne bewusst.
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Anonymous2011-06-27 11:51
lol
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Anonymous2011-06-27 11:53
>>34
Ladies and gentlemen, they would be willing to close their eyes for a moment and imagine how I slowly led my penis in her mouth, they pause briefly, they smell this fragrance a strict Spicy unwashed member? They would take time and they can act on it, while I slowly realize they glide down her throat, the sudden shortage of air? They do not scare it'll quickly become accustomed to it they cry quietly whom it feel like they feel the rhythm of the pounding and the only link they focus solely on the emetic spicy sausage onion to her again and again to the test. And then they become one, one with the moment of perfection emptying them enjoy every single drop of sticky drips her throat and she is aware of the life in all its bliss.
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Anonymous2011-06-27 12:15
wow google translate ist echt scheiße
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Anonymous2011-07-03 1:19
but have you considered a pack of wild nggers
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Anonymous2011-07-03 2:56
SHITHEAT
Can it cook a steak?
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Anonymous2011-07-05 23:47
wee
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Anonymous2011-07-06 0:02
BITCH FUCK SHITS!YOU NIGGER NAZI ASSES! YOU CAN FUCK HELL! BAN YU ALL! YOU GET BANNED! YOU GAVE OUT MY PASSWORD!I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE! GIVE ME BACK THE PASSWRD!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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BITCH FUCK SHITS!YOU NIGGER NAZI ASSES! YOU CAN FUCK HELL! BAN YU ALL! YOU GET BANNED! YOU GAVE OUT MY PASSWORD!I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE! GIVE ME BACK THE PASSWRD!
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I AM IGBO MOHAMMED, MINISTER OF INTERNET NIGERIA!
I REQUIRE KNOWING OF 100 PROGRAMMERS, AND 1000 MANAGERS!
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2013-01-01 17:32
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Anonymous2013-01-13 17:31
I HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF 103000 GRIMOIRES IN THE FORM OF A HARDWARE LOOKUP TABLE INTERPOLATED USING A COSMIC NEURAL NETWORK IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU OH GOD I WISH MY COCK WOULD PENETRATE YOUR EYEBALL BY ITSELF BUT IT CANNOT BECAUSE THIS REALITY IS DISTORTED AND DISORDERED IN SUCH A WAY CONVERGENCE CANNOT BE ATTAINED BY RATIONAL UNCONSCIOUSNESS SO PLEASE DIRECT MY BUMPY AND SQUISHY COCK INTO YOUR CARDIOVASCULARLY EXAGGERATED ANUS THAT IS INFESTED WITH THE NONCHALANT AGGRESSION OF SLIPPERY SPACE TRIBES PLEASE BE RATIONAL WITH ME FOR I CANNOT STAND PSYCHOLOGICAL NUMBING OR SNOTTY LITTLE UBIQUITOUS EXTRAVACANT POISONOUS TOXIC GEORGE WILLING EPISTEMOLOGICAL UNREALITY
PLEASE I AM BEG OF YOU
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Anonymous2013-04-17 22:28
Im trying to get this program to calculate rainfall but I screwed up the loop and Im not sure how to get it too work.
import java.util.Scanner;
public class RainDemo {
public static void main(String[]args)
{
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
double years;
double use=1;
double rainfall;
double raintotal=0;
double months;
double RA; //RA Rain average
double YT; //YT is year total
double YC; //YC is short for year counter
System.out.println("User 4/17/2013\n");
System.out.print("Enter the number of years: ");
years=keyboard.nextDouble();
if (years<=0)
{
System.out.print("Invalid. Enter 1 or greater: ");
years=keyboard.nextDouble();
}
raintotal=1;
months=1;
YC=1;
YT=years*12;
System.out.println("Enter the rainfall, in inches, for each month.");
//System.out.print(""); Backup line
for(YC=0;YC==years;YC++)
for(months=1;months>=12;months++)
{
System.out.print("Year "+YC +" month " +months);
rainfall=keyboard.nextDouble();
if (raintotal>=0)
{
System.out.print("Invalid. Enter 1 or greater: ");
rainfall=keyboard.nextDouble();
}
raintotal=raintotal+rainfall;
}
System.out.println("Number of months: "+YT);
RA=raintotal/YT;
System.out.println("Total Rainfall: "+raintotal+" Inches.");
System.out.println("Average monthly rainfall: "+RA+" Inches");
}
}
ITs supposed to look like this http://puu.sh/2Ca2w
main :: IO ()
main = readLn >>= (flip replicateM readLn :: Int -> IO [Double]) >>= (uncurry . uncurry . flip $ printf "n=%.0f total=%f avg=%f\n") . ap (,) (uncurry (/)) . (sum &&& genericLength)
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Anonymous2013-04-28 15:50
I AM A C
GODDAMN JAVA
GC IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A WRITE ONCE?
DO YOU WANT A RUN ANYWHERE? public static final void IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES ARTHUR GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING JVM