My thoughts on "programming"

I used to be a fan of programmers. Right now, not at all. I think I have had enough of having someone spewing his diarrhea onto my face claiming it's a "program". It is not that bad if you get shat on the face for the first time, but when you get used to see the same shitty coding errors coming after you again and again you start wondering "Why am I using programs?" Then you catch on that turd is not your cup of tea. No, don't try to convert me back. I don't care if shit drips from the computer screen in 3D. I don't want my head to turn into a frigging toilet bowl.

Wait, I couldn't understand something... Do you use diarrhea "programs"?

Just to say, if I were a good programmer, I could be sleeping right now and working hard each morning. But it isn't like this, and then I must be so laaaame to spend time in these troll caves.

I absolutely agree with this shitposter.

>>4
Wait a minute to check out my dubs.

I'm afraid I have to agree with OP on this one.

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>>7-11
Oh  my  god next level shit brother

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an epic thread. This is probably the best I've seen since http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1243186482/222

>>7-13
Fuck off, faggot.

and now please imagine how i put my dick into your mouth

>>14
*Fuck off, faggots.

Clearly more than one poster, idiot.

>>7-11

This is so perfect. Even when quoting this you get "7/11" like the convenience store chain - he thought of everything. Epin thread, to say the least. This is why I come to /prog/.

bumping for a rare /prog/ win!

It's actually almost a shame the epic dubs get happened in this thread, it raised some interesting points and warrants further discusion. Some body should screen cap >>7-11 and start a new thread linking to the cap, so this one can go back to the OP's ideas.

>>5
Holy shit did you guys see how he predicted he was going to get those dubs way the fuck back at post >>5? that is fucking awesome win.

>>16
Look at the post times. You're not fooling anyone.