Windows > Linux for development

>implying I am not more efficient in Visual Studio & Notepad++ than you are in vim/emacs
>implying you can even program
>implying that vim/emacs aren't stone age technology that was only used because it was all that was available in the past
>implying you're not a hipster for using GNU/Linux and vim/emacs

Seriously.  GNU/Linux is trash to any real programmer and vim/emacs is for hipsters babies and neo-Luddite old farts.

Oh word I was talking to my homie Dancehall in South Bronx, heard this nigga MC at a party last weekend, burned it down, naturally, but kid was selling CDs out of his trunk, and when Dancehall looked to see what his name was, he blacked out and had an intense memory of being hungry as a child in a cold schoolbus while wearing wool shirts??? Nigga snapped out of it and the MC was standing above him, saying "yeah sorry dude, my name be that specific memory" I heard he sent his demo to Sony and everyone was just crying and shit when they tried to read the label. Secretary got a really bad rash and had to go to a hospital in Denver

Back to reddit, please.

Also, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Cool story, bro.

>implying that vim/emacs aren't stone age technology

the wheel was pre-stone age technology; why are you still using that??

>>1
I'm both insulted that anyone would think this were true and that anyone would think this could be used to troll us.

>>5
Get out. >>1 was a fitness test. You're unfit.

>>6
People who program for a living know it is true.  Internet hipsters who like to pretend that they are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS think it is a joke.

back to /b/

>>6

back to /g/ please.  im sure there is a desktop thread waiting for you.

>>5

yeah, but now the wheel has a fucking car attached.  in conclusion, linux/vim/emacs == wheel while windows == car with 4 wheels, a/c, radio, cupholder, automatic windows, etc

SPAWHBTC

>>5
I like ``mg''. It's a lightweight, emacs-like editor.

http://homepage.boetes.org/software/mg/mg-20110120.tar.gz

Public domain, small binary.

>>1
I use Notepad++ on Linux through Wine. I find a command line shell and various Unix-like tools to be more flexible than Visual Studio.

>>13
Wtf? At least use Kate if you want a ``conventional" text editor.

JAVA

I use DOS and Wondows 3.1 for programming.

I program JAVA.

For the ENTERPRISE.

>implying
I stopped here

SPREAD THE FAIL WHALE

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>>16
oh man, I love Wondows

>>19
Its actually real:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pointandshootimagery/1617580908/

>>20
Yeah that's what they use in Russia too. They can't use Linux: "if it ain't pirated, it cannot be good."