/prog/ - Hi! — World4ch

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 7:51

Hello people and welcome to my post. How to describe me?... Well I guess would say that I'm quite vibrant. Hahahaha fairly random with a hint of sanity just for good measure :).

I would say I'm rather approachable seeing as i always pull the weirdest people in the streets to have a conversation with not necessarily me talking to them. Secretly i pay them to talk to me.

I always try to stay happy as that's the only to look at life :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 7:56

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:00

>>2
Hi thanks for visiting. What is SICP? Who is the author? What genre of fiction is it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:02

>>3
Use Google.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 8:04

>>4
Hello, I tried Google but all I found was this:

http://www.scip.org/

Is this what you meant? Why do you want me to read this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:12

Welcome Greg.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 8:14

>>6
Hi, thanks for stopping by. Tell your friends!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:15

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:18

Tell us more about yourself, Greg.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 8:19

>>8
That looks interesting.....what's it about?does it have pictures?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 8:20

>>9
Hello.what would you like to know?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 10:18

>>11
Your programming experience.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 10:22

>>12
I will fuck you,faggot.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 11:05

>>12
Sorry for that rude guy. I have mostly done some scripting in Game Maker and a bit of HTML but it's really difficult. It's nice to find this club of genius programmers like me!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 11:19

>>14
a bit of HTML
So what, like an afternoon of writing HTML?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 11:21

>>14
Welcome Greg, we're always happy to meet another genius programmer!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 11:25

could u all plz close the eays for short while and imagine how i put dick in u mouth

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 11:30

ohh noews why that allways hapen? i meant ogb
could u all plz close the eays for a short while and imagine how i put my dick in u mouth while my dick is bleading

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 11:44

>>14
A bit can't be considered HTML the same way a carbon atom can't be considered wood.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 12:49

Is this the same idiot PHP programmer that said he was a respectable computer scientist?

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-13 14:16

What the fuck is this? Some thread from some kind of sick and twisted parallel dimension?

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 15:55

Hi, I did not mean a bit of HTML like a 9th of a byte LOL you guys crack me up!!!

I have programmed some basic web sights but CSS is too complicated and my friend says I should just use dreamweaver instead of HTML...which is better, sites based on dreamweaver or code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 16:16

bitcoin thread?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 17:25

>>23
FOUL BEAST! YOUR SHADOW WILL NOT AVAIL YOU! GO BACK TO THE DEEP WEB WHENCE YOU CAME!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 17:45

>>22
Hi, I did not mean a bit of HTML like a 9th of a byte LOL

Oh aren't we cool. We can LOL on dat der intranet.

you guys crack me up!!!

I guess i'd rather me one of "those guys", instead of some stupid shit who LOLs on the internet.

I have programmed some basic web sights

I think you meant 'sites' and not 'sights'. However, I could be wrong. I mean, you are the one that is LOLing on dat der intranet.

which is better, sites based on dreamweaver or code?

In your case, I'd recommend that you consider ritual suicide.

Now go away. You suck. Come back after you managed to pass 7th grade english.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 17:54

I dont see anyone else complaining duicebag.

I dont remember seeing any of your code either.

I dont think your a very nice guy.

You'e not welcome in my post any more. :) if you dont like it go away simple as.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 18:11

You need to learn LISP to be fully proficient in another language such as HTML.

Name: Greg 2011-06-13 18:13

>>27
Thisa web sight makes fun of people with autism and lisps a lot :(

I don't have either so its kind o ffunny xD

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 18:26

>>26
I dont see anyone else complaining duicebag.

Learn to spell.

I dont remember seeing any of your code either.

A lot of my code powers kodakgallery.com

I dont think your a very nice guy.

I don't have to be. I get paid a lot of money for being an asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 19:14

>>5
SCIP Western New York Chapter: Using Social Media Monitoring to Gain Measurable Competitive Intelligence Advantages

June 22, 2011

This presentation will introduce best-in-class practices in social media monitoring to measure your company's and your competitors' brand equity, customer satisfaction, product launch success and failure and much more.

I think I would rather eat my own dick then sit through that

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 20:58

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
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Name: anon !Riy.LpYb/U 2011-06-13 21:50

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 21:50

Hi Greg,

Don't worry about >>29, he's the autist we're always making fun of. I'm not sure if he really has a lisp or not. Anyway he's kinda crabby about all the autist jokes. (Also I hear he farts alot. I've never met him so I don't know about that either.)

I think someone killed his dog. I hope it was an accident. It wasn't a puppy, but it was still just young. :( We should be nice to him, but it's hard to have patience with someone with anger issues.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 21:53

>>33
lolol is hes dof ded
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 2:47

derp

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 3:22

function getRandomPoster()

    return katy --[[ chosen by fair dice roll.

                     guaranteed to be random.  ]]

end

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 4:14

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

http://^{mitpress.^{mit.^{edu/^sicp/}}}

dont acall me a juice bag or ill be really upset

http://_{mitpress._{mit._{edu/_sicp/}}}

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 4:56

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:05

>>38

you mean like Erika in her sex tape.

www.kingpenis.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:13

Prove your manliness! Take ÜberDik and be a man!
21st century is the century for big penises.
Try it now and shock all your friends with your tool.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:15

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:16

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:22

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Name: Greg 2011-06-14 10:00

Guys, guess what.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 10:07

>>44
What? You're a jew?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 10:08

>>44
http://i.imgur.com/2G6yM.jpg

Name: Greg 2011-06-14 10:11

i like it if my dad tickles me on weird places

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 10:52

>>46
You fag, my boss was looking.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 11:38

Not /prog/ related.
Back to the image boards, [i]please[/].

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 12:29

>>46
Is that Spyro the Dragon? Who would draw such a thing?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 12:43

>>50
YOU FUCKING FUGHE FACKER YOI WIL FUCKNG SUCK MY DICK THOUSAND TIMES LIKE A NIGGEERMAN FUCK YIU

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 13:20

>>50 dont pretend u didnt fapt to it

Name: >>50 2011-06-14 13:39

>>46
Also I'm not sure but the hot dog producer so to speak might be Crash Bandicoot. Who would take beloved Playstation mascots and use them in such perverted ways?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 14:47

>>53
fuck you lithpfag ur game is shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 17:49

boobs

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 17:54

Not /prog/ related.
Back to the image boards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 18:14

hI GUyS i LOVe 2 mOD SOUrCe EngINe, tIS HARd wORk bUT, CAnT WaIT TO bE PRoFESsIONAL 1 DaY MAKin gaMEs LOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 18:34

>>57
Fuck off back where you belong ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 19:25

>>1
Hello people and welcome to my post.
hi grack

Hi!

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