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Is there ANYTHING to get excited at E3?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 6:17

And I don't mean the same old Zelda shit, Mario shit, Halo shit, Fable shit, Mass Effect shit, Gears of War shit, Uncharted shit, Kinect shit, 360/PS3/same-gen level graphics shit etc etc etc etc

ANYTHING interesting at all?

If not, why did they even bother with an E3 this year?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 6:33

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 6:43

>>2 a programer how dont like games? what are u some kind of heart less zombi?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 7:29

>>3
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 7:36

The exciting stuff is at GDC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 7:36

>>1 a programer how dont like games? what are u some kind of heart less zombi?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 8:36

Only jews play games.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 8:48

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 9:31

Wii HD powered by POWER7

Name: .\/..(^.^)..\/. 2011-06-08 9:38

.\/..(^.^)..\/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 15:53

>>1
booth babes, duh....

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 16:14

>>1
booth neckbeards, duh....

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 1:19

>>1
PSV looks cool. The new Nintendo console looks terrible, apparently you can only use one of those controllers with the terrible button layout per console.

Microsoft had Peter Molyneux say you can connect to your horse in new ways with that Fable Kinect game.

As always SONY WINS AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 2:10

Minecraft? Duh?

Name: Fluttershy 2011-06-09 6:16

>>13
>connect to your horse in new ways with that Fable Kinect game

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-09 6:32

>>15
>c
Go die in a fire of erect dicks.

Name: Fluttershy 2011-06-09 7:30

>>16
Just imagine a fire of erect dicks, spewing napalm. A manly grim warrior looks at the horizon, licking off the sticky stuff from his lips, murmuring "..that was VIP quality" as sky lights up with another dicksplosion. Painting on oil~2011

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 7:44

>>17
Searching on Etsy right now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 8:54

>>16
go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 9:02

>>18
Forget it, it's not vintage and/or steampunk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 11:37

>>17
I'd play it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:32

>>1
I'm surprised no on has mentioned BATTLEFIELD 3 yet. Looks like the game will live up to the hype, it's the true return of the Battlefield franchise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UwOrl036_A&feature=feedlik

Extremely immersive graphics and animations, they've got the atmosphere for the game perfect. Its engine, Frostbite 2, is paradigm shifting in that it is the first major game engine to stop using traditional 3D graphics APIs, and is making the transition to compute APIs. Strictly DirectCompute 11 on PC, custom Cell SPE based rendering on PS3, and supports only DX9 legacy for the XBox 360. Also, this is the first game I've seen with fucking awesome volumetric fog/smoke with diffuse inter-reflection, it looks almost real, especially when you have a light source inside of the fog/smoke.

- 64-player multiplayer on PC and 36km^2 conquest maps, bigger than BF2's 16km^2 maps.
- Project Reality-style suppressive fire which blurs the screen of your opponent and stops them from regenerating health, so now you can really pin down other people.
- Project Reality-quality vehicle interiors, with working HUDs and cockpit interiors for choppers, jet fighters, and other vehicles.
- Improved flight system, with more intuitive cameras and controls, but more challenging and difficult to master flight mechanics. Works with most common flight sticks and has full camera control with flight stick hats, awesome for dog fighting.
- QTE based CQC/melee and equippable knife. You can block and counter your enemies knife attacks and even put them into head locks or perform throws.
- Single player campaign is also playable as a 4-player online co-operative campaign.
- Auto, burst, and single fire mode select on appropriate weapons.
- BF2142 style class system (Medic, Support, Engineer, Recon).
- Prone on PC and console, tilt on PC only.
- Respawn only on squad leaders, where squad leaders are the ones who create the squad.
- Mobile user-controlled/driven artillery and SAM vehicles for anti-armor and anti-air.
- None of the BC2 gimmicky/over-powered stuff like tracer darts or carl gustav.
- Faction specific weapons and vehicles.
- In game support for creating and managing "platoons" aka clans.
- Ability to hold breath while in sniper scope to increase accuracy, with more swaying/less accuracy after you let go over breath key or you run out of breath.
- Can opt-out of being revived if you die, so that a stupid medic can't revive you in the middle of a fire fight.
- Mount weapons on any surface and workable bipods on LMG/HMGs that you can flip down.
- Gun modifications like working flashlights, night vision scopes, acogs, etc.
- Flare guns and tracer rounds for night game play.
- Dog tag customization, and steal people's custom dog tags with CQC/knife kills.
- Fully destructible environment, shoot out walls to crush enemies, shoot or break lights in doors or at night to darken environment, topple sky scrapers with heavy ordinance.

Seriously, DICE is pulling out all of the fucking stops on this game. The only things that would make it better is a return of some naval warfare aside from static aircraft carriers and small gun boats, as well as spec-ops stuff like zip-lines and grappling hooks.

I'm sure BF3 will be the choice tactical/strategical FPS game for the next few years.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:35

>>22
Is it open source? Does it run on Linux? How can I be sure it doesn't open up security vulnerabilities on my system?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:49

>>23
No.
No.
The only way is by auditing the binary; since this is completely impractical, the best you can do is hope it doesn't open up vulnerabilities.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:51

>>23
Unfortunately, Wine won't be able to run it, as it requires a full Windows Vista/7 compatability and DirectX 11, which Wine doesn't implement yet.

Solution is install an old harddrive into your rig and install Windows 7 on it. I use and work on Arch Linux mostly myself, but have Win7 for BC2 and soon BF3.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:53

>>24
The only way is by auditing the binary
I hear that's halting-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 4:25

Seen in the BF3 codebase, executing as a background process:
find_counter_example_to_collatz_conjecture();
open_up_security_vulnerabilities();

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 4:36

Battlefield 3 got three factions confirmed today, USMC, Russian Spetznaz and People's Liberation and Resistance (new name for MEC).

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-06-10 4:37

>>22
Viral marketing for another rehashed sequel. Shiny glitzy crap for retards on w7 "gaming rigs".

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 4:42

>>29
Meh. Too bad nobody's doing two-dimensional isometric C&C's anymore. You know, like RedCream Alert. Or maybe I'm just an old fart, waiting to die.

Name: Fluttershy 2011-06-10 5:24

>>22
BigHairyMonkeys 3:Penisgun Rampage
*Player control a big strong monkey with customized penisgun
*Guns shoot out white sticky liquid which immobilizes and digest enemies
*Realistic fur and nails
*Growls and grunts rendered in 3d Surround
*Rape as game mechanic
*Monkeys can be equipped with arm cannons aka penishands
*Monkeys can destroy, shit and piss on all environment objects and enemies

Name: Fluttershy 2011-06-10 5:25

I'm sure BigHairyMonkeys3 will be the choice tactical/strategical FPS game for the next few years.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:48

Dirty Harry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 6:07

>>22
Yet it won't be nearly as good as Quake 3 or Unreal Tournament. Multiplayer first person shooters are dead to me (minus Quake Live).

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