No exceptions!

Ruby on Rails is slow as fuck xD
Common Lithp xDDD lol
sepples magic!!!11one!!!eleven
Have you read your sickpee today? XDDDDD ^_^
You have autism @_@ lol j/k deal w/ it
MrVacBob-sama-kun-chan is supa kawaii desu~~~~

^{EXPERT
BBCODE
PROGRAMMER
XD}

hax my anus plz lol rofl lmao :p
HMA memesmith :O
fibonnacci buttsort trollololololo
binary dick trees XD
Hi Xarn and Erika and Leah and FrozenVoidAnus
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXD lol sooooo randum XD

\polekitty kebabs\ =^.^= anagrams are sOoOoO randummmm and kawaii xD
smoke weed everyday, it makes programming less annoying :3
opiates O.o
da imagebored paladin xD
OBFUSCATE MY ANUS
>>,,,,,,,,,,,, roflmao
JACKSON >>5 GET! :P
Fuck off, ``fabulous dude'' xD
stop using ``fabulous quotes'' xD
yaoi is supa kawaii ^____________________________^;
and hot #_#
（　≖‿≖） <- lol it's a smug face using superior japanese characters >;0
>>11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99
check 'em dubz ecks dee dee dee
>>479
fuck you fabulous dude
/prog/, err, I mean /prague/ amirite guyzz? el oh el
let's discuss what IDEs and text editors we use even though we can't program our way out of a paper bag xD
goto considered harmful xD XKCD told me so
if u don't like XKCD it's cuz you don't get it
you gotta be a real nerd liek me 2 understand it xDDD
lol sOoOoOoO nerdy XD
I GNU/hurd you guize have waifu's... that's pretty kewl, I hope you're waifus are doin well
they are probably supa kawaii like me~~~ :P



So like can I join your s00per sekret club now guise? I'm a supa kawaii ruby programmer ^^;;; you know it's a superior language because it's japanese XD and you don't even need to declare variable types because ruby can deduce them from the data strings where the variables are initialized... it's like my mac, it just works XD I <3 steve jobs, he's mai husbando ^///^ I even wrote some fanfiction about him and woz :))) woz executes his huge 32-bit instruction set on steve jobs' tight little powerpc processor ^////////^ and his ``stack'' overflowed everywhere if u no wat i mean *blushes*
XDXDXXXXXXDXD XD XDDDD XD XDDD XDD XDXD

*glomps*

Read SICP.

>>2
but I already read my sickpee and did all the exercises lol XD

and GJS is sooo hot OMFG ^____^

>>2
Read THICP to become a faggot like me.
ftfy

>>4
Fuck you nonlithpfag

op-chan wa kawaii desu

>>5
fuck off and die lithpfag

>>5
>>7
hey guize let's all get along

let's discuss something else, like toohoo

what game is your favorite? I like Subterranean Animism :D
it's soo hard and fun and all the toohoos are supa dupa kawaii ^____^

I wanna program a danmaku one day, and I'll do it in ruby XD
then maybe ZUN can learn the ways of the superior OOPL from his superior country from his superior culture that we /prog/riders love so much :o)

>>8
Shut up you fucking twat waffle and let the homos from the lisp camp talk.

>>8
my dick twitched a bit.

>>9
there's nothing wrong w/ being gay

call them weenies, but not homos

it's okay 2b gay ^^;;;

but you should all b using ruby anyway

common lisp is great for educational purposes, other languages are liked by ENTERPRISE (xD) employers, but ruby is still da best!!! :3

>>8
Subterranean Animism
You really should change that to ``Unthinkable Natural Law'' for maximum effectiveness.

>>10
@____@

baka!

use python

>>13
now it's hard enough to glomp. :3

>>15
^/////^

>>14
fail

>>16
My dick is now NP-hard. You can suck it non-deterministically in polynomial time.

>>16
*purrz like a neko*

>>18 ruined it T_T

>>18
Are you trying to tell us that your sex life is non deterministic? If so, are you trying to admit that you're a fag or a tranny?

>>21
If I fail at getting my dick sucked by a girl, I backtrack and try the next one.

>>22
slut

>>22
When you succeed, do you begin traversing her family tree?

>>24
Only the child nodes ;)

>>25
xD soooo randum >:3

I Love the VIP QUALITY in here.

xkcD
wax my anus

>>>/b /

bump

>>29
how do you get that backwards d

sage

<- cheque my repeating numbers

<-- check'em dubz

>>34
people added that text to their filter, so try other variations so that they can still see your posts

>>35
Nah. It wouldn't be as obnoxious if I wrote a different version. The sheer laziness of it was part of the ``joke''.

>>36
Joke? You want to hear a joke? Xarn's sex life.

>>37
Ahahahahahaha_haha

>>38
Hahahahahahah^ahah

heart palpitations

[quote]Enterprise - engage![/quote]

>>41
Enterprise - engage!

>>41
>>42
fail

http://i.imgur.com/xsDal.jpg

C++0x has a new keyword for no exceptions, noexcept.

lulz

fagz

fagz

>>46
>>47
>>48
get out

Objection! C++0x has new keywords for old exceptions

>>50
NO OBJECTIONS

xD

>>55
nice dubs bro

>>54
Fuck you.

i miss the imageboard paladin...

now all /prog/ has is the mental midget, dubs guy, and michael jackson's ghost

woz executes his huge 32-bit instruction set on steve jobs' tight little powerpc processor
so hard right now

>>56
and meta posts

>>58
I never meta post I didn't like.

>>59
+1

>>60
http://b.images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/12443761.jpg

simply ebin :^)

Wow.
The OP is such a remarkably full compilation of the current content of this board that I'm amazed how stagnant /prog/ has been, even way before I ever set foot here.

>>1
Is this lelcunt?

Dragon Ball Z Trading Cards

>>66
nice dubs