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HIGHLY OFFENSIVE RANT ABOUT HASKELL

AUTISM

MORE AUTISM

EVEN MORE AUTISM

OHGOD AUTISM EVERYWHERE

LISP

LISP IS GOOD

LISP IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN

LISP GIVES ME A RAGING BONER

I WANT TO MARRY LISP

OH LORD IN HEAVEN I LOVE LISP SO MUCH I WOULD KILL MYSELF FOR LISP

ALSO EMACS

WINDOWS IS PIG DISGUSTING

I AM USING SOLARIS BECAUSE I KNOWS TEH LUNIX

AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING STUCK AT MY JOB AS SERVER ADMINISTRATOR (ALSO A RONERY FAGGOT)

>>23
You don't understand SKI and lambda calculus
Neither I uderstand Set Theory or God or Infinity. It's religion.

Have you tried Forth?
I tried Factor (advanced version of Forth with lambdas and even continuations), before coming to Lisp. No way to bind variables, continuous refactoring and stack effects. It was awful.

FORTH has immediate words
C/C++ has #define. Even BASH has textual substitution

Have you tried Clojure?
Yes. I loved persistent data structures and lazy lists.

Clojure is crippled in many ways
It's main problem is that it require JAVA.

Have you tried/do you know something about the languages you listed in >>14?
I tried Haskell and C++, but they required Set Theory to understand their typeclasses. I haven't tried Java or ML, as on the first sight they look like a more complicated versions of C++.