I woke up at noon today to the sounds of my parents leaving to go to lunch. I went to the kitchen to microwave a slice of leftover pizza from a D&D game two nights back. I come back to my room pizza in hand and turn on my computer. Youtube. I watch a video linked on the front page about being gay. It's Davy Wavy. I watch another of his videos about anal douching. I have a stroke of inspiration: 'I can start a thread on /prog/ with ANAL DOUCHING in all fields!'. I then decide to make this diary entry instead. This has been my day so far.