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Enlightenment and Functional Programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 15:03

- Just finished my freshman year as a CS major.
- I've been programming for 4 or 5 years.
- Come to /prog/
- autistic "faggots" fap to lisp /functional programming
- Decide to learn Haskell over the summer
- Enlightenment.
Jesus this shit is awesome.

Name: just_some_drunk_guy 2011-05-29 15:06

Okay, so like every skinny blonde bitch acts like a horny dog in heat everytime they see me wearing black legging underneath my shorts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 15:06

Lisp is better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 15:11

>>1 here

>>3
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 16:04

Man, seriously? Enlightenment? People still use that crap? I mean, I know there's been renewed interest in alternative WMs lately, but seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 16:53

>>5
LOL GOOD ONE XD

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 1:51

>>1
Enjoy never being productive again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 10:43

Haskell is for niggers

Learn SICP if you want real programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 10:49

>>8
Right, learn SICP so that you can end up working as a manager at taco bell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:03

>>9
SICP is not about PHP!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:05

>>10
YOU THINK YOUR TOUGH HUH?

YOU JUST ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

IVE READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:08

I'M WEARING MY SISTERS BLACK LEGGINGS.

AND GUESS WHAT?

I HAVE A MASSIVE FUCKING BONER.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:47

>>11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 12:37

>>12
My childhood described herein.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 13:39

The jews are no longer after me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 13:43

>>15,14,13,12,11

You suck at everything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 13:49

>>16
You suck at internet.

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-30 14:16

>>16
You suck at quoting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 16:04

>>17
You suck MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 21:35

He obviously didn’t notice Xmonad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 0:08

python's a pretty awesome functional language

it's like scheme except actually readable, and a hell of a lot better than lisp. clos? more like shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 0:59

python's a pretty awesome
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 1:53

>>7
This isn't about being productive. This is about building anything you want out of pure mathematics.

"Productivity" is for the type of "faggots" that you don't find on /prog/ I wish =( because they're too busy to be interested in logic, reason, thought, and mathematics. They just want product. This is why I don't respect a lot of so-called computer scientists... Sigh...

tl;dr
Fuck you real world.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 2:17

There only two possible choices:
Scalable Enterprise Code Monkey
Insane Computer Scientist

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-05-31 2:22

>>24
Whitehat and blackhat?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 2:32

>>25

No, single-minded or intelligent.

Name: Mohit Jain 2011-05-31 2:43

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meh i disagree
email me here
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