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Enlightenment and Functional Programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-29 15:03

- Just finished my freshman year as a CS major.
- I've been programming for 4 or 5 years.
- Come to /prog/
- autistic "faggots" fap to lisp /functional programming
- Decide to learn Haskell over the summer
- Enlightenment.
Jesus this shit is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:05

>>10
YOU THINK YOUR TOUGH HUH?

YOU JUST ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

IVE READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:08

I'M WEARING MY SISTERS BLACK LEGGINGS.

AND GUESS WHAT?

I HAVE A MASSIVE FUCKING BONER.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 11:47

>>11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 12:37

>>12
My childhood described herein.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 13:39

The jews are no longer after me.

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