Ruby is so great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99EHyG2jQA
xD

TERRIBLE AND PIG DISGUSTING!

I'm so glad trolling has caught up with the eighties.

Why is it that whenever a Ruby programmer reinvents something, they think it's a goddamn miracle? I mean, I understand Lispers being pretentious, and even Haskellers. But fucking Ruby? What the hell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLUS00QrYWw
Python is cool, dog.
I was kinda expecting them to mention Lisp when they mentioned obsolete languages.

Ruby is awesome, but why use Rails to demonstrate the strength of Ruby?

>>4
Is there even a point to that one?

And what's with the whole framework vs. language thing in most of the videos? Congratulations for making the RoR guys look like douches.

And like /prog/ loved to say, too bad Ruby on Rails is SLOW AS FUCK.

Why all Ruby marketing fails so miserably? For example http://railsforzombies.org -- who in the sane mind would call their audience "zombies"? Imagine Obama calling electorate zombies in his TV speech.

fucking lol'd at 0:55

>>8
Ruby advertisers should be more subtly, like these Java illuminaty jews:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRLU1bJSLVg
illuminati on display
its everywhere, yet invisible
whether you know it or not

>>10
illuminaty

The former USSR is that way —>

illuminati
self fix

It's not even that they're idiots. We're all idiots at some point. It's inevitable given the invariant that humans are born before reading SICP. It's that they're so unashamedly smug about it. Fuck Apple for letting these type of people think they should be even allowed near a computer rather than going into terrible avant garde theatre or something.

deppricated