/prog/ - /prog/ should be renamed /porg/

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 11:43

For PORN PROGRAMMING

Challenge: Post code which generates your favorite ASCII pr0n.

^In-thread _fapping tolerated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 11:57



10 PRINT "8================)"

20 END

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 11:58

ASCII porn is lame. Let's create textual rape adventures!

rape.rb

def rape(name)

   puts "you raped #{name}"

end

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 12:12

textual rape adventures
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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 12:54

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 13:00

>>4,5
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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 13:58

>>6
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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 18:38

You have the wrong end of the stick, OP.
Perl code is porn:



                                           $_='ev

                                       al("seek\040D

           ATA,0,                  0;");foreach(1..3)

       {<DATA>;}my               @camel1hump;my$camel;

  my$Camel  ;while(             <DATA>){$_=sprintf("%-6

9s",$_);my@dromedary           1=split(//);if(defined($

_=<DATA>)){@camel1hum        p=split(//);}while(@dromeda

 ry1){my$camel1hump=0      ;my$CAMEL=3;if(defined($_=shif

        t(@dromedary1    ))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}

       $CAMEL--;if(d   efined($_=shift(@dromedary1))&&/\S/){

      $camel1hump+=1  <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(defined($_=shift(

     @camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(

     defined($_=shift(@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAME

     L;;}$camel.=(split(//,"\040..m`{/J\047\134}L^7FX"))[$camel1h

      ump];}$camel.="\n";}@camel1hump=split(/\n/,$camel);foreach(@

      camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y/LJF7\173\175`\047/\061\062\063\

      064\065\066\067\070/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\047`/;$_=reverse;

       print"$_\040$Camel\n";}foreach(@camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y

        /LJF7\173\175`\047/12345678/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\0 47`/;

         $_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval;   eval

           ("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;(   );;s

             ;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__   \124

               \1   50\145\040\165\163\145\040\157\1 46\040\1  41\0

                    40\143\141  \155\145\1 54\040\1   51\155\  141

                    \147\145\0  40\151\156 \040\141    \163\16 3\

                     157\143\   151\141\16  4\151\1     57\156

                     \040\167  \151\164\1   50\040\      120\1

                     45\162\   154\040\15    1\163\      040\14

                     1\040\1   64\162\1      41\144       \145\

                     155\14    1\162\       153\04        0\157

                      \146\     040\11     7\047\         122\1

                      45\15      1\154\1  54\171          \040

                      \046\         012\101\16            3\16

                      3\15           7\143\15             1\14

                      1\16            4\145\163           \054

                     \040            \111\156\14         3\056

                    \040\         125\163\145\14         4\040\

                    167\1        51\164\1  50\0         40\160\

                  145\162                              \155\151

                \163\163                                \151\1

              57\156\056

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 19:23

>>8
I wonder how big camel dicks are

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 7:58

I am the original discoverer of the ^sup and _sub tags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 8:03

>>10
This may surprise you, but I am the original discoverer of the ``I am the original discoverer of the ^sup and _sub tags'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 8:06

>>11
Actually, I invented the ``I invented that meme'' meme since I did in fact invent all the memes that transformed /prog/ from a shitty pointless programmers discussion into a vibrant ecosystem of memes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 8:08

This is so 2008.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 9:13

>>12
Actually, I invented the ``Actually, I invented the ``I invented that meme'' meme since I did in fact invent all the memes that transformed /prog/ from a shitty pointless programmers discussion into a vibrant ecosystem of memes.'' meme since I did in fact invent all the memes that transformed /prog/ from a shitty pointless programmers discussion into a vibrant ecosystem of memes.

Name: Brain Frog 2011-05-23 9:32

>vibrant ecosystem of memes.
What is your autism level?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 9:50

@15 its over nien tousaaaaaaaand xDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 10:28

>>15
He can probably tell you the value to at least 32 significant figures.
>>16
Stop that.

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