/prog/ music.

itsMyParty(Me, Party) :-
(belongs(Party, Me), want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me)),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
happened(It, You) -> cry(You), !,

johnny(Me, MyJohnny),
where(MyJohnny, JohnnyLocation), findall(Anyone, knows(Anyone, JohnnyLocation), AnyoneList), AnyoneList = [],
left(JudyT, judy), left(JohnnyT, MyJohnny), JudyT is JohnnyT,
(handHolding(MyJohnny, judy, JJHH), reason(Y, JJHH, Reason),
johnny(Me, MyJohnny)), !,

itsMyParty(Me, Party) :-
(belongs(Party, Me), want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me)),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
happened(It, You) -> cry(You), !,

findall(X, playRecord(X, Me), Xs),
dance(N), N < morning, N > afternoon,
leaveAlone(Me, AWhile), AWhile =< morning,
timeUntil(MyJohnny, Me, dancing, T),
findall(S, ReasonsToSmile, Ss), (T > 0 -> Ss = []), !,

itsMyParty(Me, Party) :-
(belongs(Party, Me), want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me)),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
happened(It, You) -> cry(You), !,

walkedThrough(Judy/myJohnny, theDoor),
like(Judy, Queen), like(myJohnny, King),
(ringOf(myJohnny, RR), wearing(Judy, RR, RingFact)) -> birthdaySurprise(RingFact), !,

itsMyParty(Me, Party) :-
(belongs(Party, Me), want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me)),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
happened(It, You) -> cry(You), !,

ooh, !,

itsMyParty(Me, Party) :-
(belongs(Party, Me), want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me)),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
want_to(Me, cry) -> cry(Me),
happened(It, You) -> cry(You).

My head, its full of fuck.
And by fuck i mean OOP.

>>2
INCORRECT

PAY TRIBUTE TO THE PROLOG

thing * it;
it = null;
it = new g_thing;
notify("baby");

>>1
That isn't OOP; it's POOP.

Aw, shucks you guys. What charmers.

This is what I listen to when browsing /prog/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sw6oVspSAw&t=1m2s

>>7
I prefer this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53RVRiouKNw&t=1m55s

>>7,8

This is your true musical god: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38lsQKiIF7A

Ignore all else. You will be 1000% more productive with Genetic in your ears.

I'm listening to this while perusing /prog/. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-cpxRwjfgs

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