Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 23:18
As a web enthusiast, multimediaist, graphics junkie and artist all rolled into one, I have finally completed that fateful learning curve - you cannot be a programmer and a designer all in one. Forget C++, even ECMAScript and PHP is out of my bounds. I will forever be struggling to conjure up "Hello World" on my piece of shit EasyPHP server, while the rest of you neckbeards are living it up speaking this inextricable engine of bullshit nonsense which happens to run things. It is now my mission in life to oppress all programmers. I will kidnap you and force you into nightmarish basement labyrinths and make you code all through the night until your hands are bleeding and your fingertips have been degraded right to the bone. Let's see how you program yourselves out of this one faggots. This will be my punishment to you, for being such faggots, and programming things in a way that I don't understand.