/prog/ - Don't Be Upset

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 19:07

1.1 billion desktops run Java
930 million Java Runtime Environment downloads each year
3 billion mobile phones run Java
31 times more Java phones ship every year than Apple and Android combined
100% of all Blu-ray players run Java
1.4 billion Java Cards are manufactured each year
Java powers set-top boxes, printers, Web cams, games, car navigation systems, lottery terminals, medical devices, parking payment stations, and more.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 19:14

Yes, but it will never have nuclear power.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 21:12

looks like a jewish conspiracy for a monopoly globalization

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 21:15

>>3
You say that about everything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 21:20

>>4
Nope. Only about mainstream phenomena, like Java, rap-music, belief in Yahweh and Set Theory.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 21:25

One word: ORCL

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 21:50

>>5
A little linguistic leeway can translate virtually anything down to a "mainstream" aptitude. This is especially true if your "Yahweh" comment translates to "Judeo-Christian," in which case you really will not find anything untouched by that anymore. Either the majority of everything is a Jewish conspiracy or the real conspiracy is that people think there is a conspiracy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 22:39

>>5
So, to not be a jew, you must be an hipster?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:32

>>7
>if your "Yahweh" comment translates to "Judeo-Christian,"
what about atheism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:37

Hating jews is so mainstream~

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:48

>>10
Just basic logic: jews are evil doers -> jews deserve hate.

Just look at their core values
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loans_and_interest_in_Judaism
In Exodus and Deuteronomy it is clear that it would be acceptable to charge interest on any loan to a non-Jew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usury#Torah
Unto a foreigner thou mayest lend upon interest; but unto thy brother thou shalt not lend upon interest
God may bless thee in all that thou puttest thy hand unto, in the land whither thou goest in to possess it.

translates as "kill goyim, take their lands, help your brothers - jews". That's racim in its pure form.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:49

>>11
looks like a jewish conspirancy for a monopoly globalization.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:49

>>11
Jewish racism in its purest form.
self fix

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 0:53

The taking of interest is inimical to a stable economy
Interest causes unemployment, inflation, and environmental destruction
Interest moves money from the poor to the rich
Interest favours projects which tend to yield high profits in the short-term
Exactly what jews do!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 1:13

>>-
You all are jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 1:13

>>11
So jews are evil because they charge interest on loans? Cool story, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 1:14

>>16
Cool story, bro.
Your an jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 1:47

>>11
Roll back a bit, Sparky. You have not yet presented the Biblical argument for the "kill (all?) goyim" part, whatever a "goyim" is.

>>17
He's multiple Jews?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 1:56

>>18
He's a single jew with the evilness of 1000 jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 2:32

cool jewish discussion when i was intending to troll with java..
counter-trolled

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 2:42

>>20
JAVA
JEWS

It's the same.

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-21 4:08

JEWS

Also java is still s l o w a s f u c k.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 4:55

no wonder dooms day is upon us

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 5:50

The JVM is a fucking virtual OS built inside an OS.

Why don't they just create the Java OS already so Java isn't shitslow?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 7:44

>>24
virtual OS
It is called virtual machine for a reason.

Also, learn to google/wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaOS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_processor

Now get the fuck out of here, go to /g/ and never come back.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 10:02

Java is the best. That's why it's the most popular.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 10:37

>>26
Cancer is the best. That's why it's the most popular.

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