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UNIX philosophy has been deprecated

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:45

Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface.

No modern program uses text streams, the UNIX philosophy has been deprecated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 0:23

And no one has any use for you. You are deprecated yet you persist, why is that?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 0:24

>>2
sage considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 0:37

MORE LIKE
HTTP IS A TEXT STREAM
YOUR BROWSER RENDERS HTTP REQUESTS
AS WELL AS EVERY BROWSER
SO SUCK A BIG UNIX COCK
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!

Name: not >>1-3 2011-05-15 1:15

>>4
Yeah I guess

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 2:40

>>1,5

Bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 3:41

---- TROLL LINE ----

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 3:50

Troller!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 8:24

That's cool, I program in pure x86 machine code anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 8:28

That's cool, I code in pure x86 machine program anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 11:16

>>1-san's right, you know. This is why Macs are so popular with developers — all of the UNIX, none of the text.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 11:20

>>11
Go back to /g/ with your retarded Mac vs PC wars
>>1
You're right. This is why LispMs are so much better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 12:18

Hose do one put an image onto the textboard posrt?

example [img]http://skinnypeopledo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-with-huge-red-hair-eating-kfc-chicken.jpg[/img]

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 12:35

>>13
[img]
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 13:53

>>13
Fat AND overweight?!
Oh my days.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 15:18

>>11
too bad lithp is for FUCKING FAGGOTS

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-15 21:41

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 23:17

>>1 is totally right. System administration is no longer performed through a command line. Instead it is exclusively through the Windows GUI. AutoIt > bash.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 1:31

Don't cross the streams.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 5:37

>>15
Merely fat doesn't describe accurately something like that, so you have to use intensifiers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 9:01

lol i work in support for 3 world-class applications and i say >>1 has no idea what's he is talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 10:35

>>21
Similar story here. Conclusion: >>1-chan fails at trolling 2/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 10:36

And this is why Anonix will be based on XML.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:45

I'm fat but underweight.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 19:58

"modern" is a codeword for "worse"

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:34

Janonix, my fork of Anonix, will be based on JSON streams.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:48

Sharing data in text is stupid for most applications. You really think it's useful to write a 50MB as text to stdout just so you can > it to cowsay? Fuck off. Just use the god damn scripting language I built in you worthless fuck, it took me fucking forever to cram lua in there and it was against my will in the first place, so you'd better fucking use it. It would be gigabytes worth of text data anyway, and it won't be of any use because no one besides like 10 people care about anything I write anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:22

#define FBSTR(a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h) #a "\n" #b "\nFizz\n" #c "\nBuzz\nFizz\n" #d   \
                               "\n" #e "\nFizz\nBuzz\n" #f "\nFizz\n" #g "\n" \
                               #h "\nFizzBuzz\n"

#define FBSTRA(a,b) FBSTR(a##1,a##2,a##4,a##7,a##8,b##1,b##3,b##4)
#define FBSTRB(a,b) FBSTR(a##6,a##7,a##9,b##2,b##3,b##6,b##8,b##9)
#define FBSTRAB(a,b,c) FBSTRA(a,b) FBSTRB(b,c)

int main(void)
 { write(1, FBSTRAB(,1,2) FBSTRAB(3,4,5) FBSTRAB(6,7,8) FBSTRA(9,), 413); }
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