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The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend wand and shouting out spells.
"I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?" I asked him.
"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

The kid next door was running round the garden waving a laptop and shouting out memes.
"I bet you really want to be like /prog/, don't you?" I asked him.
"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.
So I sodomized and tortured him until he begged for death.