so you jew fag niggers called me a nigger fag jew and stuff for liking python last week some time, but I'm back to defend my position on this amazing programming language. Less than an hour ago, my TA emailed me a project, which, despite being High, Drunk, crashing off caffeine, and forgetting to take my medicine today I was able to write up in less than 15 min.
FUCK YEAH PYTHON?
FUCK YEAH PYTHON!
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Anonymous2011-04-25 4:41
THEFORCEDINDENTATIONOFCODE is actually a great thing.
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Anonymous2011-04-25 6:41
>>1
Please try to ignore troll posts. If your shit works, and it happens to work well, then take that as a win and let the haters do their thing.
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Anonymous2011-04-25 6:46
Python is an inferior language unworthy of existence, like nigger or jew. LISP is the only aryan language.
How can you hate on python? It's literally the best scripting language I've ever used. String manipulation is a breeze. Extending C++ applications with python script is a breeze.
grammar = Dict(
S = [['NP','VP']],
NP = [['Art', 'N']],
VP = [['V', 'NP']],
Art = ['the', 'a'],
N = ['man', 'ball', 'woman', 'table'],
V = ['hit', 'took', 'saw', 'liked']
)
def generate(phrase):
"Generate a random sentence or phrase"
if isinstance(phrase, list):
return mappend(generate, phrase)
elif phrase in grammar:
return generate(choice(grammar[phrase]))
else: return [phrase]
def generate_tree(phrase):
"""Generate a random sentence or phrase,
with a complete parse tree."""
if isinstance(phrase, list):
return map(generate_tree, phrase)
elif phrase in grammar:
return [phrase] + generate_tree(choice(grammar[phrase]))
else: return [phrase]
def mappend(fn, list):
"Append the results of calling fn on each element of list."
return reduce(lambda x,y: x+y, map(fn, list))
foo() # foo should set the outer a to 2
print a # so this should print '2'
This prints 3, due to a naive mistake that Guido made early on, one that has permanent and far-reaching implications to the usability of the language. For what it's worth, Larry Wall made the same mistake with Perl, Matz made it with Ruby, and Strachan appears to be making it all over again in Groovy. It's a common blunder.
Guido van Faggot couldn't just introduce a fucking var keyword. Three tiny letters, all it takes to introduce proper lexical scoping. Fucking shit, seeing stupidity like this makes me angry as fuck. I'm going to finish half a bottle of vodka.
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Anonymous2011-04-26 2:04
Three tiny letters, all it takes to introduce proper lexical scoping.
He could have used another symbol (like abc:123) for declaring local vars. This would have also insured that every symbol is bound.
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Anonymous2011-04-26 2:16
The main points of python criticism:
- FIOC.
- OOP: fucking classes (hate them).
- has a community of fags (also seen a few py-furries)
- supported by a jewish entrepreneur Sergey Brin (jews are evil, everything they support is automatically evil)
- poorly designed
>>30 - has a community of fags (also seen a few py-furries)
- supported by a jewish entrepreneur Sergey Brin (jews are evil, everything they support is automatically evil)
Just as I was starting to take you seriously.
>>32
But jews are evil (objectivists and worshippers of infinity). If they support something, they have some evil intentions of making honest people slaves to jewish ideals.
For example, jews support Holocaust, resulting in Germany annually paying milliards of euros to entrepreneurs of holocaust. These euros represent work, meaning that people of germany now slaves to jews.
So its better to hinder any jewish startups, including this Python.
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Anonymous2011-04-26 3:08
And if Python wins, programmers will become slaves to Google (a corporation run by jews).
>>36
This idiot's logic makes massive jumps in conclusions (one of the many forms of poor logic used by her as only a woman could be so stupid); she does not start with reasonable premises that leads to logical conclusion, only asserting credulous links as the basis of her arguments.
>>41
Why is reasoning with the fact that all women are dumb whores called sexist? Why is there even a word for it?
It's like saying that declaring that black color is darker than white is colorism!!
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Anonymous2011-04-26 4:50
>>42
If by "dumb whores" you mean honest, then, yes, most women are more honest than you, jews.
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