/prog/ - How the hell do you have a conversation?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 7:32

So far I have:

"Hows it going?"
maybe drag out their response a couple seconds

"How was your weekend?"
drag that out for like a minute

"What class you have next?"

"Did you do the assignment for X class"

then its just awkward pause

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 7:47

Why would I? That's just silly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 7:48

>>1
How the hell do you write a program?

So far I have:
"What's the name of the program?"
maybe drag out some nonsensical name for a couple seconds

"Which modules should it import?"
drag that out for like a minute

"Should it process command line arguments?"

"Which arguments should it recognize, except --help?"

then its just awkward pause

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 7:49

/adv/

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 9:14

My conversations usually go like this:

"Hows it going?"
What exactly?

"How was your weekend?"
What exactly?

"What class you have next?"
Why should've a class?

"Did you do the assignment for X class"
Why should've an assignment?

then this scared creature awkwardly runs away. /conversation

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 9:46

>>5
That's one good way to do it. The way I do it is even better:

"Hows it going?"
Kinsoku jikou desu.

"What?"
Kinsoku jikou desu.

"What kind of shit is that?"
Kinsoku jikou desu.

"Stop shitting me."
Kinsoku... jikou desu.

"Stop this weeaboo shit."
Kinsoku... jik...ou... d...

"Just shut up."

And then this confused inferior life form runs away. /conversation

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 9:49

>>6
Ahahaha, classic. Nice one, anon.

Good to know there are fellow animu fans here. =)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 9:57

>>6-7
go back to /a/

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:28

>>8
Back to [b][u]G[sup]N[/sup][/u][o][sub]A[/sub]A[/o][/b].

Name: >>9 2011-04-21 10:30

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. I meant.

[u]G[sup]N[/sup][/u][o][sub]A[/sub]A[/o]

Name: >>9 2011-04-21 10:30

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. What's wrong with it?

^SUP
_SUB

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:30

>>9,10 today is not your day, baby.

Name: >>9 2011-04-21 10:33

It will work this time.

G^N_AA

Name: >>9 2011-04-21 10:34

YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S FUQQEN STANDARDS-COMPLIANT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:36

>>9-11,13-14
Back to /YO MAMA/, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:44

I usually silently ignore people I don't want to talk to. It's harder irl, but you can quickly get used to it. Just don't open your fucking mouth to spew out some meaningless bullshit you don't want to say anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:06

>>16
Are you saying when someone asks you a question or talks to you, you just act as if they're not there?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 16:59

hEY could someone give me a link to pic: "Have you read your SICP today?"-with-the-crazy-trouser-snake-guy ? It would make my day.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 17:17

>>1
I use a similar pattern but in german and only when it's even more awkward to say nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 17:33

My conversations are even worse.

me: hi
person: hi
me: what's up
person: nothing much
me: same
-awkward silence-

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 17:49

i usually go lol fag during the awkawrd silence part

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 18:01

autism

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 19:11

>>20
That's what you get for leaving the basement.
My conversations:

person1: hey whatever happened to <me>?
person2: dunno, haven't seen him in years

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:40

PUSSY ASS PUSSY FART

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:43

It's the same for me too. I hate talking to real life people. Machines are so much easier to get along with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:57

My conversations:
person: hi
me: have you read your SICP today?
person: ...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 23:20

person: hi
me: OVER 20LBS OF PUSSY FARTS!
person: ...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:10

>>1
Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:18

>>28
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscience

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:19

>>29
Psychology = psuedoscience ftw!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:23

>>30
Math = psychology
Psychology = psuedoscience
_________
Math = psuedoscience

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:34

SICP = math
SICP = psuedoscience

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:34

>>28
Fartism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:35

nah most of the math we'll use is Algebra. But it's in syntax. So it's in C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:36

"Elementary dear Watson! Elementary."

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 1:50

>>34
Algebra is C

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:21

>>36
C/C++ is statically typed and relies on type algebra. All these classes and templates hurt my brain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:26

I heard in original C everything was an integer and no type declarations were needed. Even chars were ints.



f(n) {return n>1 ? n*f(n-1) : 1;}

worked nicely. Why did they perverted C with types?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:32

And the curly braces for function body were also optional:
f(n) return n>1 ? n*f(n-1) : 1;

cool?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:37

Classes are OOP! Deal with it or become a Head Chef! No shame in that. :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:39

Same was with vectors and string: a[] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; for a vector of 5 ints. Note the absence of '='. Dennis Ritchie hated verbose boilerplate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 4:03

>>38-39
That looks like javascript

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 4:29

>>42
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)
Appeared in 1969

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 4:30

Thompson's preferences (mostly along the lines of reducing the number of non-whitespace characters in a typical program).

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 4:37

>>43
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 6:53

suturosutupu no seppurusu

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 8:39

4/20 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY 4/20

L E G A L I Z E I T !

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 9:52

>>47
someone copy/pasted my post from /pol/ obama thread

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 11:04

Don't forget the ``Nice/bad weather today/lately, huh?'' or the ``So what are you doing for NEXT_HOLIDAY?'' and the omnipresent ``Let's have sex.''.

How the hell do you have a conversation?

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