Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 6:00
Activision exec: My lord Kotik, the 117th iteration of Medal of Duty is ready for release.
Bobby Kotik: Has there been any changes to the gameplay?
Activision exec: Uh, my lord Kotic
Bobby Kotik: /Angry glance.
Activision exec: One of the junior developers thought of some improvements.
Bobby Kotik: I SAID NO CHANGES.
Bobby Kotik: /presses button on chair, spins around to reveal a giant screen. The image of a young programmer appears on the screen.
Junior Developer: ahhh, um, Lord Kotik, I, I, I wasn't expecting you.
Bobby Kotik: You have failed me for the last time Junior Developer.
Junior Developer: URK... gargle... klick.
Bobby Kotik: See that this does not happen again Executive.
Bobby Kotik: Has there been any changes to the gameplay?
Activision exec: Uh, my lord Kotic
Bobby Kotik: /Angry glance.
Activision exec: One of the junior developers thought of some improvements.
Bobby Kotik: I SAID NO CHANGES.
Bobby Kotik: /presses button on chair, spins around to reveal a giant screen. The image of a young programmer appears on the screen.
Junior Developer: ahhh, um, Lord Kotik, I, I, I wasn't expecting you.
Bobby Kotik: You have failed me for the last time Junior Developer.
Junior Developer: URK... gargle... klick.
Bobby Kotik: See that this does not happen again Executive.