Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 20:57
Patter Song
I’m admin of a porn site:
Pervy punters pull my pages down.
A mastermind of mark-up
Working hard to keep our poor renown.
Whichever is your browser
I make sure that I’m compatible.
I always keep the best stuff where
It isn’t quite get-at-able.
To make the navigation mono-manual
Was not eas’ly done;
But this is what you must do to maintain
Your place in sleazy-dom.
On each PC that comes to see
I’m sure to leave a cookie file:
And this is how I track who is
A kinky kooky nookie-phile.
CHORUS:
On each PC that comes to see
He’s sure to leave a cookie file:
And that is how he tracks who is
A kinky kooky nookie-phile.
To keep the GIF pics tiny
I must minimize the palette size:
On just one blonde, one brown, one black
And twenty pinks I compromise.
Our many net connections need
Broad-banded one direction feed;
We must have some redundancy
To satisfy selection speed.
I’m friends with all our “acting” crew,
Take meal breaks with a foxy pal
(Some time I’ll ask her how it feels
To always make love through proxy wall.)
But some days I’m frustrated and
I can’t help aggravating it:
It’s me does all the work round here
Except the actual bonking bit.
CHORUS:
On some days he’s frustrated etc.
If you should want to see our wares—
I’m being hypothetical—
The law requires I check your age,
Though this is theoretical.
Don’t think I’ve lost the techie touch.
I’m always scripting server-side.
Just thirty lines of Perl ensure
Your credit card is verified.
And though our first time prices are
Too good to be sustainable,
I’m shocked the lengths that cheats go
To attain the unattainable.
Please know we have “connections.”
We’ve made sure we’re not attackable.
Remember it’s my firewall—not your arm—
That is uncrackable.
CHORUS:
Please know we have “connections” etc.