I only like/understand programming when

I am high on marijuana.

you only *think* you like/understand it when high

I often smoke, and then realize I have something due in a few hours, so I frantically try to type it up. It sounds so appealing, but then when you get down to it, you would much rather day dream, and admire the aesthetic elegance of the code. I never get shit done when I'm high. Try drinking coffee :)