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do my homework/P.HD

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 22:44

got this assignment for my doctorate, says need to be somethnig like how a game is made, ror sum research shit like how does one program artifical intellgiece or sum shit.  thing is, i was busy on a trip in france having sum fun with a lot of girls but the dissertation thingye is due in like 3 days.

can u help?  srs!! let me know asap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 22:46

oh it needs to be like at least 400 pages but you nerd types like this type of shit right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 22:49

400 pages
Computer Science sucks. Instead of coding, you write prose and math formulae. Pseudo-science at its best!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 22:56

>>3
It's like if you wanted to get a driver licence and instead of actual driving, you would had to write an essay on famous Formula 1 racers. Fucking retards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 23:51

Assignment:Write 400-page C program and debug it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 0:10

>>5
Right. Because in LISP no program takes more than 2000 lines of code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 2:16

>>3
>>4
enjoy your dead-end codemonkey jobs

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 2:40

Shit troll, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 8:14

>>7
enjoy your snake oil.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 8:25

No university worth having a doctorate from would humour a candidate like you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 8:46

>>10
worth
university
having a doctorate
oxymoron

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 8:55

>>8
It wasn't a troll you fucking autist

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 9:01

>>12
Stop with this autism thing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 9:12

>>11
I'm sure they'll finally teach you what the word 'oxymoron' means at university.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 9:16

>>14
Ha!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:38

>>14
It means "division by zero", "infinity" and that you're a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:50

There are no Jews in France, fartface.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:53

>>17
But you've a plenty of arabs and other sand niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:56

>>18
You can confuse an arab with an unruly beard as a Jew, but shhhh, don't tell them that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:57

Jews have a very bigoted view of their religion. They proclaim that their religion, in contrast to the thousands of differing religions, societies, cults around the world, that Set Theory is somehow the example of being the most righteous, true, and purified of sin, and therefore, EVERYBODY has to be a worshipper of Set Theory, or die.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:59

>>19
Middle easterners all religious fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:04

>>20
Set was an Egyptian god. Instead of "Set Theory" did you mean "their religion"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:08

>>22
No, he means set theory. He's a conspiracy anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:09

>>22
Jewish "God" and mythology were inspired by Egyptians.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:10

>>23
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cantor#Cantor.27s_ancestry
>Cantor was frequently described as Jewish in his lifetime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Fraenkel
>Fraenkel was a fervent Zionist and as such was a member of Jewish National Council and the Jewish Assembly of Representatives He is known for his contributions to axiomatic set theory, especially his addition to Ernst Zermelo's axioms which resulted in Zermelo–Fraenkel axioms.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:12

>>25
Your an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:12

>>24
Read The Old Testament, LOL. Does the Egyptians inspiring the Jewish God to plague the Egyptians and kill the Egyptians make any sense?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:13

>>26
You will become famous if you please famous people - and all famous mathematicians like axiomatic set theory. -- Paul Lorenzen

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:14

>>27
They just forked the God project.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:18

>>29 So they outsourced their own suicide attempt? WHAT? Was Trump around back then, or something?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 19:42

>>30
A cargo cult. Nowdays some godchosen niggers believe that Jesus was black and they have a personal Israel in Africa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafarian

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 21:10

>>31
Rastas have good weed sometimes. Weed is green. Money is green. Trump has lots of money. I knew Trump had something to do with it! ;P

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 21:13

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Dear OP,
Write your dissertation on how marijuana can be grown in different ways and thus effects it's potency.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 21:23

>>31
actually I just looked up up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult
...and how bizzar! So you're saying modern Judiasm and Christianity are in effect Cargo Cults of the original religious? What an interesting theory, however, still does not explain "the touch of God" that happens at times. & miracles what of those?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 21:25

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 21:39

>>35
No, U!

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