Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game ever. And you know it.

Cumballs are much better

>>1
Your set up for various 'autism' jokes is so obvious it's could not possibly be remotely funny. Unless you're the autissman yourself, probably.

I just like minecraft because is simple and funny. What do you want from a game?

Video games are for babbys

>>5
You ARE babies

>>1
I actually don't like it much.  I played it for a while and its novelty only lasted a day or so.  The only thing I enjoyed about it was that it was at least a little original.

>>7
I don't find it very enjoyable, just addictive. Once I find some diamonds, I just have to find more. It's a terrible thing.

>>6
Indeed

Games Then: Chess, Go
Games Now: Habbo, Minecraft

Programming languages Then: Haskal, Malbolge
Programming languages Now: C# (C-hash), Go

I'd play Minecraft if it were more like Starcraft, only in mines.
With, you know, Zergs with purple creep and Protoss with their bullshit.  Not just fucking cubes moved around by asocial players.

You must hax additional anus.

/prog/ memes then: SICP, FIOC
/prog/ memes now: Anus, Autism

IO tempora IO mores

>>15
meme
Autism
No.
memes then
Missing ``anus''? No.

Go back to the imageboards.

>>17
It seems I've angered an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, and he is having an autistic meltdown over it.

>>17 is clearly the anus guy trying to defend his shitty meme

>>19
What was worse, the anus spam, or the dubs/autism/fart/loljewinfinitysux0rz spam?

>>12
Go is not popular at all. In fact, it's losing popularity.

Face it, in 10 years, we'll all still be programming in C and C++ with a bit of assembly language for SIMD vectorization and CL/Scheme for DSLs. For ENTERPRISE, Java will have become the new Cobol, and Scala will supersede Java. That is to say, pretty much every college and university will be teaching Scala as their primary undergraduate language. In addition, heterogeneous high-performance parallel compute languages like OpenCL (a variant of C99) will have some popularity.

Steve Jobs will be thankfully dead, and Wozniak will have returned to Apple for his final tenure, thus opening up much of Apple's hardware and software to be more friendly to software/hardware hackers. Hipstersexuals will still dominate the target audience for Apple products, unfortunately.

Clang/LLVM will be the most popular open source C/C++ compiler, and GCC will have become a relic.

The year of GNU/Linux on the desktop still won't have occurred.

Richard Matthew Stallman will be living out his final years with Alzheimer's in an old folk's home, forgotten and neglected.

Most computers will be in the form of inexpensive $200 notebooks, tablets, or mobile phones, which all have similar hardware specifications: 16-core ARM CPU + GPU + FPGA SoC fabricated on the world's first 6nm GoS process, 16GB of RAM, and 1TB SSDs. Most computers will run Windows Destiny Home Premium Edition, but retards will still fall for the over-priced Apple products that cost $400+. No one form-factor will have won out.

Enthusiasts will still spend upwards of $2000 to build their over-powered 64-core CPU, petaflop-capable GPU, 256GB of RAM, and 16TB SSD RAID desktop rigs upon which they will run ``Your Friend Forever'' 1.4, an artificial girlfriend/waifu AI program developed by Markus Persson (aka Notch), which actually passed the Autist-Modified Turing Test in late 2019 (a test, that from the perspective of an autist, determines if an intelligent agent is indistinguishable from a human).

And finally, /prog/ will be dead.

>>21
Go is not popular at all.
I know, it's shit. Stopped reading right after this obvious statement.

Richard Matthew Stallman will be living out his final years with Alzheimer's in an old folk's home, forgotten and neglected.
I doubt they would let him into a home. I guess he will die on a sidewalk at MIT.

>>21
Regarding the second half, I'd imagine that we might be getting much less power-hungry FPGA equivalent hardware, and the AI would run on those instead of waste-of-resources that large multi-core CPUs are. If we don't succeed there, we probably won't be getting usable AGI either.

>>24
If we don't succeed there, we probably won't be getting usable AGI either.
I always find it extremely cute how people like you use the word "we" in this context. As if at some point you are going to magically turn from anime-watching good-for-nothing college dropout into an FPGA or even AI design specialist.

>>25
Do you think asians have no autistics as well?

>>21
10/10 would read again

>>21
/prog/ will be dead
mai proggles~ ;_;

In 10 more years, cumballs will be the /prog/ main meme.

>>29
Let's hope more than 10 years.

cumballs

32 get

dubz

>>21
I thought you were a wizard with a powerful crystal ball until I read:
>/prog/ will be dead
This has already happened.