Monthly TIOBE Update: April 2011

Fight the spam, let's talk about programming.
http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

 1 Java         ↑
 2 C            ↓
 3 C++          =
 4 C#           ↑↑
 5 PHP          ↓
 6 Python       ↑
 7 VB           ↓↓
 8 ObjC        ↑↑↑
 9 Perl         ↓
10 JS           =
11 Ruby         ↑
12 Lua       ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
13 Delphi      ↓↓↓↓
14 Assembly     =
15 Lisp      ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
16 Ada      ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
17 Pascal       ↓
18 TSQL        ↑↑↑
19 Scheme       =
20 Go         ↓↓↓↓↓ (lolol is ur go ded)
···
31 Forth
33 D
40 COBOL
43 Haskell
46 Erlang

>>1-40
``faggots"

>>41
^₆₆homosexual^₉₉

>>40
I have a job where I get to write assembly code for ARM and x86 processors. Jealous?

>>43
No. Because most of your job is Crap/Crap++.

>>43
I get to write assembly code for [...] x86
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