Perl and PHP

So I had this sort of non-conventional idea to use two languages together for web programming.

I could use Perl as the backend for everything, whereas I only use PHP for dynamic presentation. That is, instead of static HTML pages, it would be dynamic PHP pages.

What do you think?

Do you hate yourself enough to do it? Then do it.

Stop being a faggot and use a modern templating system, for Perl, obviously. God, I hate web developers.

Why in the fuck would you involve PHP?  It has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Why would you involve sigils. They have absolutely no redeeming qualities.

>>2
Why the fuck not?

0/10

>>3
PHP is a modern templating system.

#include <stdio.h>
#define NIGGERFUCK "niggerfuck"

int main() {
  printf("Hi %s", NIGGERFUCK);
  return 0;}