Good Evening Homosexuals

I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.

Compiling C++ with a C++ compiler doesn't work.

I must fart but i have no anus

>>1
stale kopipe

>>2
Gay Cee Compiler?

I Have No Anus, and I Must Fart

>>1-6
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>>1
Good evening Jonathan,

From your post I understood that you've never experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside, and most probably never will, because of your caveman's prejudices. Therefore your opinion on the matter of personal accomplishment is irrelevant and wrong.

With love (that you'll never experience firsthand), a homosexual.

>>1
Cool. Do you believe in "Holocaust"?

>>10
I WANT TO BELIEVE.

>>10
He was named after John the Baptist (a jew), he probably do loves jews.

I hate faggots too.

Faggots are sick and quite boring. Their only conversation is about their anus. I don't know why they feel it's interesting for anybody. Never invite one of them at a dinner.

>>13
You shouldn't hate yourself so much

>>10,11,12
It's good to see that /prog/ has always had a healthy does of Judeoskepticism.

does
* dose

>>17
Yeah, we got that.

>>1
I encourage you to take the piece of the map that you shall find with this letter, and go and retrieve nine of the great powerful you didn't think I was serious did you?

EO EO EOF
IO IO IOSTREAM

EO EO EOF
IO IO IOSTREAM

>>16
Ahmed Mohammed has a history in /prog/ dating from early 2011

good evening dubs

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>>21
And /prog/ has never been better. I should know, I was here from the beginning.
Just goes to show you that when you get rid of the jews, everything prospers.

>>24
And /prog/[sic] has never been better. I should know, I was here from the beginning.
Lies.