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HAVEY OU

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 6:57

ever
used
GOTO
just
to
be
EVIL

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 7:29

Nope. I have, however, used it in a few methods that work with some stack-based library or other (eg. libpng), reducing code size by about 30-40% and repetition by at least 80% compared to the naïve if/else structure no doubt employed by those who worship Dijkstra.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 9:38

No, when I want to be evil I just make overly complicated sepples code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 10:38

I have. In an "introductory programming for physicists" class. The teacher gave me 8/10 just because of the use of goto. Fucker, I still hate him..

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 11:07

>>4
Seems like a man of character. Unlike you, who still holds a grudge about something so minor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 11:10

>>5
Your Prof. Is a good man: use of GOTO considered unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 11:51

Evil? No, I use it when it makes sense. If it can shorten or make the code clearer and cleaner, yes.
In autogenerated code? All the time, besides, what compiler doesn't use jumps in the generated code?
In state-machines? Sometimes.
For obfuscatory purposes? I write my code to be both read by people and executed by machines, I've only used obfuscation a few times for fun, I would never use it in any real code that I write.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 11:52

>>4
what a fucking fag, use goto in all next assignments. write a script that replaces every other control structure with goto. that'll show him!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 13:19

>>1
I use goto when I need it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 18:05

Writing robust See code that deals heavily in I/O of any kind is painful without goto. NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 22:17

Why should I learn how to use loops, if, else, all of that other shit when I have goto. OP is a faggot.

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Name: Autistic Duck 2011-04-05 5:52

EVIL GOTO
BLOCK AND BRANCH
WWW.LISP.ORG
YOU ARE EDUCATED EVIL,
AND MIGHT HAVE TO KILL
THE EVIL ONE TEACHING
EDUCATORS BEFORE YOU
CAN LEARN THAT RECURSION
 ACTUALLY EXISTS -BUT
ALL ALGORITHMIC TRUTH DENIED.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 8:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 10:22

>>14
be a real autist
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-06 17:22

>>1
i believe i just had

#include <stdio.h>
#define _(w) printf(w);
int main (int argc, char** argv) {
    int ec=-1,oc=-1,vc=-1,tc=-1,cc=-1,sc=-1,uc=-1;
    start: goto lh;
    ly:_("y") goto lo; le:_("e") if(++ec==0) goto cs; if(ec==1) goto lv; if(ec==2) goto lr; if(ec==3) goto ld; if(ec==4) goto cs; goto lv;
    la:_("a") goto lv; lo:_("o") if(++oc==0) goto lu; if(oc==1) goto lt; if(oc==2) goto cs; goto cs; lb:_("b") goto le; li:_("i") goto ll;
    ll:_("l") goto qm; lv:_("v") if(++vc==0) goto le; if(vc==1) goto le; goto li; qm:_("?") goto en; ls:_("s") if(++sc==0) goto le; goto lt;
    lt:_("t") if(++tc==0) goto lo; if(tc==1) goto cs; goto lo; lj:_("j") goto lu; lr:_("r") goto cs; ld:_("d") goto cs; lg:_("g") goto lo;
    cs:_(" ") if(++cc==0) goto ly; if(cc==1) goto le; if(cc==2) goto lu; if(cc==3) goto lg; if(cc==4) goto lj; if(cc==5) goto lt; if(cc==6) goto lb; goto le;
    lu:_("u") if(++uc==0) goto cs; if(uc==1) goto ls; goto ls; lh:_("h") goto la; en:_("\n")
    return 0;
}

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