Why /Prog/?

I was planning on asking this question, and then I was even more motivated when I saw all this /prog/ is dead shit.

I'm a CS major, and work with a lot of fairly talented people. I come here, and there are many talented, however in addition there are many brilliant people.

Why don't you guys write your own forum? I hate the text boards, they are shitty and not very functional. You guys could write an amazing forum, take care of spam easily, and do it all with such elegance. I learned some webdev stuff back in highschool, and even back then I was writing forums and such much better than this.

Why don't you autistic fucks orchestrate this. I've been wanting a community outside of my CS department, something where there could be projects.

DO IT!

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(Said Pokey while being licked by Tux. His yelps for help were not answered, as the Linux convention hall was deserted and empty. The monitors were a dull grey color disguised by falling dust and crumbs.
Melancholic zelda music was streaming from a unplugged WC nearby. The shadows from streetlights and passing carts played games with mind, feeling surreal with fluorescent blue glow of lights falling on portrait of Richard Matthew Stalin, giving him the nonchalant smirk. But all was not lost:
Mat Dickie, the revolutionary game designer has entered the building or lair of villains as he preferred to describe Linux user groups.
Pokey, filled with saliva and contemplating suicide was enraptured by Mat Dickies charm, and his brutal, man-on-the-street approach to user-friendly design. He watched in delight as Mat Dickie beat Tux into submission with environmentally friendly keyboards, forcing the dramatic reversal of fate within a single heroic act. Pokey felt indebted to Mat Dickie and his immense gaming skills which saved his life and sanity, so he proposed to him on the sport and they lived together happily ever after. The End.)