/prog/ - Kids programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 12:30

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/beginner/bb308754.aspx

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 12:41

>>1
What? Python is not enough a toy for you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 12:41

Are you a cool kid who wants to impress your friends and family with your mad skillz?
It's like I'm really in the 90s.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 12:48

Microsoft is trying to hook developers while they're young and impressionable.

I mean, yeah, I got started programming when I was 12, but I didn't need a god damn watered down site like that to hold my hand.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 13:24

What's the internet?
Microsoft knows the secret of the INTERNETS^TM

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 13:28

>>4
Started?

When I was 12, I'd already written my first C compiler

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 14:18

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/beginner/bb308754.aspx
Lol there is a nigger in that page

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 14:27

>>7
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 14:30

You suck at internet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 14:36

Why do they insist on teaching OOP? They make it seem as though anything not OOP is worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 14:45

C# For Sharp Kids
VB For Very Bright Kids
These made me cringe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 15:03

>>11
Sepples for Stupid Kids

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 15:15

>>12
LISP for autistic kids.

Name: >>13 2011-03-27 15:15

Did I just win? ;)

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-27 15:43

>>14
You won autism. Suck of VIPPER to claim your price.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 15:54

>>13
That's why my IQ is 170!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 15:56

What's Java for?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:11

>>17
Waking up in the morning.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:23

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/bb330917.aspx

Console.WriteLine("Yo!")

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:32

I suspect I know what you’re thinking … "I want to write a program and I want to write it now! Coding is the cool part; I don’t want to read half the book before I can write my first program. In fact, this sentence is getting too long already - I want to get going!"

READ YOUR SICP YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:37

>>20
ARE YOU MAD AND BUTTHURT, NIGGER?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:49

SICP is for wimps. Go read Knuth you pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:59

>>19
oh god what a heresy...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 17:00

>>19
Oh god I thought you just made that up.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-27 17:16

>>17
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 21:00

>>22
http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/5179/girlholdingtaocp.png

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 21:45

>>26
Is she Marisa?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 21:51

>>26
It was Reimu that brought those books to Rinnosuke, not Marisa.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:19

>>28
Marisa just stoled them ze~ like with the Abelson and the 6.001 course.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:23

>>29
Obligatory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 23:51

>>30
Obligatory

Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 0:06

>>31
what the fuck fuck you faggot, i fucking hate you what the fuck is your problem
eat shit and die motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 0:22

>>32
y u so mad tho lol srsly gtfo newfag

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 0:44

>>32
RUDE!
>>33
www.usingenglish.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 0:53

>>34
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 1:11

Are you a cool kid who wants to impress your friends and family with your mad skillz?
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 1:11

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 1:14

Learn about using Visual Studio Express to create awesome code.
Example One: Creating Windows Forms User Interfaces
I cannot believe how out of touch this is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 3:10

>>12
Python for Furries
Racket for /polecat kebabs/
XHTML for /praque/riders
Javascript for Scatfans
Perl for Assburgers

You fit right in, son

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 3:12

ITT: fucking faggots who would be the worst parents (thankfully, they're not reproducing)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 3:48

>>39
That makes absolutely no sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 4:33

>>41
You seem enraged.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 11:28

>>40
What is the points of reproduction? When you're dead it won't matter anyway how many kids you had.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 11:33

>>43
Survival of the species.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 11:38

>>44
What is the points of survival of the species? When you're dead it won't matter anyway if your species is going to survive.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 11:39

>>45
Ah, and so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 11:45

>>43
Because if you reproduce, your children will have a chance to experience the joy of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 11:45

>>45
It matters to your jeans, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 12:20

>>45
Why should i care about species which is going to die off anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 12:55

>>46 Elaborate?

>>47 When you're dead it won't matter anyway if your children are experiencing the joy of autism.

>>48 First, my jeans aren't sentient, so nothing matters to them. Second, I couldn't care less about their nonsentient program. Third, the fact that I enjoy ``homosexual sex'' might have given you a clue...

>>49 That's what I'm saying, moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 13:47

>>50
Asperger's

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 13:54

>>50
But when conceiving the child you can make the woman feel the pleasure of being cummed inside. Or if you're a woman yourself (that's never the case here) you can experience it yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 14:19

>>52
if you're a woman yourself […] you can experience it yourself
Have you ever heard of anus haxing?

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 14:50

>>50
>>46 Elaborate?
I see i am longer here than most of you. /prog/ was supposed to write: ``And so art imitates life.''.
Or i am simply and autistic, meme spouting tard, in which case i should go back to /b/. I am an autistic meme spouting tard. No i wont go back to /b/, I havent been there since 2 years, 1 year or more not even on any imageboard. Oh god, i sure as hell hope i dont ^B_bCode. Im sure as shit i will.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 14:59

>>54
Well i did not fail in ^B_bCode-Fail, but i sure as fuck fail at ``^B_bCode fail''.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 14:59

>>55

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 15:01

>>56
Oh god! Now i fail at posting.
>>55
And i fucking fail at fail, two fucking times.

I hope i get kill by JEWS, i deserve no less.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 15:09

>>54-57
You're not the real VIPPER.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-28 15:16

>>58
Fuck, i am. I am just drunk a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-28 17:16

>>8
fuck you faggot

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