The Right Thing.

Why creat and fopen can't create a directory path for me? This is retarded.

Why mknod can't create a regular file for me? This is retarded.

>>1
Because that's the UNIX way. The OS provides a weird set of primitives and you can enjoy reinventing and reimplementing the same basic functionality for your entire life. Not like you have anything better to waste it on, have you?

Wait until you get into the really wonderful parts, like demonizing processes. It's like a multidimensional jigsaw puzzle: you have to make like five or six calls each of which does its own small part, sometimes as a side effect, sometimes in order to cancel unwanted side effects of other calls.

If you don't see any fun in it, then you are not a real programmer.

>>2
Why there is mknod?

Why not implement all files as closures?

>>3
Nope. I'll just call bash("mkdir -p %s", "path")

>>6
of course spawning bash would be slow, but unix users deserve it.

>>6
Pig disgusting.

>>6
urdoinitrong

your code should never ever be in multiple languages (and this coming from a lifelong sysadmin too)

learn to do it right or go back to school and learn plumbing or auto repair

>>9
Next sysadmin after me'll have happy time, lol.

>>6
What if path contains spaces? Double quotes? Single quotes?

Your solution demonstrates PHP mentality, not UNIX mentality, sorry.

>>10
Spoiler:He will track you down, and when he knows you are good and alseep he will duct tape you to the bed and murder you by making you choke to death on printouts of your pathetic code while laughing in your face.

>>12
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are quick to anger and have no need of subtlety.
(With apologies to Tolkien)

anus

system("mkdir JesusCamp");

>>11
It can also contain $(rm -rf /)
but who cares? I'just need to make dir path from user supplied input.

BOFH

>>13
lotr=autism, enjoy