Programming, Motherfuckers

The Motherfucking Manifesto
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Programming, Motherfuckers

We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do...Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

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>>3
Which is why no one deliberately uses it anymore.

>>1
Good methodology underlies every successful team effort.
You could easily run a team of the best programmers in the world into the ground with poor communication, conflicting and vague requirements and unclear division of responsibilities. That your team probably aren't the best programmers in the world adds additional requirements of quality checking and supervision.
I'm sorry if someone humiliated him by trying to run a sustainable business by managing their employees, but that's the way it works.