List your hacker credentials/accomplishments

so ya, most of u guys are fuckin n00bs when it comes to this shit, but i have done some real dirt. 

- jailbroke my ipod
- cracked an app for the iphone (dude who made it got so pissed lol...  got a call for the fbi on that 1, everyone at school thought i was gonna go to jail..got away with it tho)
- i can make microsoft office trial version into full version
- got free windows 7 (but i dont use it much.. i like mac osx because im learning to program in cocoa)
- modded my xbox so i could shoot like twice as fast in halo (got banned from live 4 life lol)

so yeah... what the fuck have u done?  other than maybe make a crappy calculator program or some other gay white hat shit?

>>38
SUP MEME SUBSMITH?
What is a SUBSMITH?

>>41
No, that's SSUUPB SMMEIMTEH.

'sup meme, subsmith.

hi

>>44
hi. how are you?

>>44
>>45
Fuck off, image board fags.

>>46
fuck a nigger in the anus

I created a lisp sub-machine in my anus.

I shit computers.

I hung niggers on trees in nam

No

>>1 and >>2 are on the same tier.

- Spent 1 week hacking a "hacker's" forum. Managed to infiltrate one of the admin's accounts and was proceeding to root the server however I encountered some problems and failed.
- Experimented with distributed brute force and artificial intelligence to generically infiltrate services. Wild success was had. Paper to be published at some point.
- Coded my own hacking tools including a mail bomber, Windows PE binary program obfuscater (defeats virus protection), detailed PHP shell (can link them for more power), C++ bot etc.
- Have found several different vulnerabilities in open source software. Nothing too clever, I still have much to learn, but interesting achievements none the less.
- Discovered 99% of "hackers" couldn't code a hello world, own a box if they purchased it, or hack their way out of a wet paper bag.