List your hacker credentials/accomplishments

so ya, most of u guys are fuckin n00bs when it comes to this shit, but i have done some real dirt. 

- jailbroke my ipod
- cracked an app for the iphone (dude who made it got so pissed lol...  got a call for the fbi on that 1, everyone at school thought i was gonna go to jail..got away with it tho)
- i can make microsoft office trial version into full version
- got free windows 7 (but i dont use it much.. i like mac osx because im learning to program in cocoa)
- modded my xbox so i could shoot like twice as fast in halo (got banned from live 4 life lol)

so yeah... what the fuck have u done?  other than maybe make a crappy calculator program or some other gay white hat shit?

- Reverse engineered a java applet for a chat site (it even used lolcryption!), made my own client, and fucked around with the mods. Only anti-spam (super-easy DOS) and word filters were client-side, so only a minor win.
- Found a few SQL-injection holes in a popular mafia-game website and wrote how to easily win the game on my profile. The owners didn't know who had used the exploit and didn't keep backups, so they had to reset everything.
- Made a MSN "block checker" (that required a password and worked), social engineered around 20 MSN accounts, gave it to a friend who then used it to social engineer a few hundred. A computer teacher somewhere describes me as one of the country's best hackers to his students.
- Autism.
- Wrote half a kernel in x86_64-assembly.
- Modified the actionscript in a few flash games for easy ++win.
- I troll programming forums by recreating the noobs' programs as one-liners

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Oh, and it was me who discovered how to the the alternating sup/sub writing.