QUICK!
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Anonymous
2011-03-21 7:23
You only have 30 seconds!terrible .
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VIPPER 2011-03-21 16:39
>>40
Maybe you are VIPPER.
But if you are VIPPER, who am i?
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Anonymous
2011-03-21 17:12
>>30
Oh man, that was my joke! I came up with that like two years ago.
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 17:23
cut dick off with rusty scissors !
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 17:25
>>38
But not two
buts, right? Just trying to stay sane here.
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 17:26
/prog/ is the joke.
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 17:36
>>44
0]=> perl6
47
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 18:05
>>46
That's what I expected. Good.
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 18:58
>>47
Perl 6 can construct the infinite type
∀a∈∞T.a
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Anonymous 2011-03-21 20:10
50
Name:
Intentional failed multiquote
2011-03-22 4:00
>What is worse than holocaust?
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Anonymous
2011-03-22 8:35
If someone were to give the worldwide programming community an enema, they'd stick the tube up Leah Culver .
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Anonymous
2011-03-22 9:04
>>50
Whats wrong with holocaust?
it never happened.
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Anonymous 2011-03-22 10:56
>>52
it never happened
hello im hitler the nazi join my community of jew and if you payme enough ill give you access to my secret area of holocaust ;)
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Anonymous 2011-03-22 12:36
A distich about your career growth:bashprogram stuff in bash
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>>54 2011-03-22 12:37
>>54
Oh, it's a joke thread... sorry I forgot, are there any serious threads?
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Anonymous 2011-03-22 13:35
>>55
You're life am an joke.
57
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Anonymous
2011-03-22 14:38
Did you hear the one about the Windows computer they left at the North Pole?It's frozen.
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Anonymous 2011-03-22 14:40
Did you hear the one about the Windows computer they left at the South Pole?It's void.
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Anonymous 2011-03-22 14:49
What did the Haskell programmer say to the Rubyist?I have cancer
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Anonymous
2011-03-22 18:37
what do you call a programmer who doesn't understand the underlying machine model, doesn't understand the domain, doesn't understand the idioms used by the language or api and who writes software in the same way that a blind man explores a room filled with furniture?
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Anonymous
2011-03-22 18:54
what did the Forth say to the Java?glorified S" cocks" ;
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Anonymous
2011-03-28 5:53
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HMA MEME FAN
2011-03-28 6:03
HAX MY ANUS
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 6:58
What did the Lisp programmer say to the Python programmer? Thhhhhhhhh!
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Anonymous
2011-03-28 12:25
67
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 12:48
68
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 14:09
69
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 15:09
70
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 20:17
71
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 20:21
Java. That's the joke.
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 20:24
>>71
Best joke in this thread.
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Anonymous
2011-03-28 21:17
int main(){void *you;}
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Anonymous
2011-03-28 21:19
int main(){int SICP_IS_FOR_FAGS =1; while(SICP_IS_FOR_FAGS){}}
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Anonymous 2011-03-28 21:55
polarities polarity pole poleaxed poleaxes polecat poled polemic polemical polemicist polemics poles poleward police policed policeman policemensee?!
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Anonymous 2011-03-29 1:19
>>74
Cosmic rays of Truth will flip that bit faster than you can say “cake.”
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Anonymous
2011-03-29 1:38
>>76
int main(){int SICP_IS_FOR_FAGS = -1; while(SICP_IS_FOR_FAGS){}}
WHAT NOW FAGGOT
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Anonymous 2011-03-29 4:02
Recurse(noun):Ccursing your program again and again.
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2012-01-25 23:03
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