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Come up with an original programming joke!
Post what you come up with, no matter how terrible.

Python programmer tries to walk into a "bar", but then realizes walk(where) can't take a string as an argument.
C++ programmer walks into all bars.
Haskel programmer comes into a DEAD DOG.
Ruby programmer walks into a bar successfully, returns true, which is false, but integer.
Perl programmer does something, then something else and then he comes out of something, reeking of alcohol.
C programmer walks into a bar4ijv897d#@DGnij2#$^enfAF*$Hio#899020*^Hf%0f189scnie