/prog/ - STOP! HELP ME PLEASE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 4:55

I SPLIFED BOILING BEEF RAMEN ALL OVER MY COMPUTER! HOW SHOULD I CLEAN IT WITHOUT RUINING IT? IS IT SAFE TO SHUT DOWN?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 5:30

Here in Russia we clean computers using a patch soaked in vodka.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 5:32

>>2
Every engineer has a bucket of vodka with him to clean machinery.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 5:34

What does ``SPLIFED'' mean?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 6:21

>>3
To clean optical axes and such.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 6:27

Vodka is also good for cleaning esophagus and surfaces surrounding human vocal apparatus. Russian engineers use that extensively to facilitate technical and scientific discussions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 6:51

>>6
"white lawn"? WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 7:36

>>7
Niggers don't have lawns because they are niggers, and azns don't have lawns because there's no unused land in azn countries to be allocated to lawns. Thus all lawns are white.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 7:46

Call me too restricted by causality, but how did this thread get from >>6 to >>7,8?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 19:26

>>9
*Afrocam anerucab.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 19:32

dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 20:24

cunt

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 20:30

it'd have been better if OP'd omitted "splifed"

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 4:25

dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 4:27

fuque

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 4:30

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 4:32

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 5:21

read the rest but?? the whole way.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 5:23

*grabs coke*

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 5:25

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 7:48

>>20
That is not supposed to be readable.

STOP! HELP ME PLEASE!

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