College Students

Why are they all so bad at programming?
This is my second semester at Uni and I am seriously helping seniors complete their idiotic Java programming assignments. It took me three fucking hours to explain one guy the difference between a compiler and an interpreter.

I thought Universities would be filled with programming geniuses, what the hell?

Archieve.

>>6
You forgot to include the part where it checks the OS and inputs "your on macfail" or "lol winshit" depending on the result.

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

>>78
LISP is a CS language.
I don't have a CS degree, but still adore LISP. Where is your Ph.D. now?

CS faggots mostly lean to Algol/ML/Haskell family, because math and static typing allows for a neverending stream of useless research papers. And if their abominations ever run out of lab, we get new C++'s and JAVAs.

Redneck retards, on the other hand, lean to PHP/Python/Ruby idiocy.

PHP/Python/Ruby
Oh! And I intetinally forgot to include Perl, because Perl is perfectly dead now. The only good thing happened for a long time.

>>85
(゜～゜)

>>83
I can buy languages on Ebay?

I only need a CD-R (got it? C, D, R, ahahahahahahaha xDDDDD they are programming languages :))))

>>6
I T S W Y D T
what?

This is either a troll or an?? object of type?? signature I should?? be dissapointed in?? you you lecuture?? to me about?? the subjunctive mood.

>>89
I totally see what you did there?
I tremble sucking wide yellow dicks, thanks?

>>89
DWHJMUAN

>>92
Don't worry he just mad u a nigger?

>>93
No.



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>>22
I would call my computer "real". I can do everything you can with yours and more. Including, for example, Factor.

>>95
Factor and factorial are the two most important functions. This is why they teach you them first.