Give me some /prog/ humor

need me a good laugh right about now :(

u mena joke.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002546/

U MENA SUVARI

here's a joke:
being happy when you have autism

>>5
IHBT

>>1
My other car is a cdr.

My other cdr is a Segmentation fault

Here's one:
/prog/ has no trolls trolling tonight.

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"


I like this one because the post is truncated at the punchline.

>>10
ROFLLLLLLL

>>10
I like that one because I wrote it :)

I don't like the lack of text wrapping :(

>>10
Four autists in a car.

My other ``Four autists in a car.'' is a ``Four dutists in d cdr.''.

>>14
RUBYFAG DETECTED

http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=sussman

>>14
Four dutists in d hduse!

>>14
My other Chopin's op.47 in Ab major is Chopin's op. 47 in Db mdjor. Tdlk dbout trdnsposition.
Also, my other Sussman is a Sussmdn.