A horse walks in to a bar, the bartender asks ``Why the long face?'', to which the horse replies ``I have cancer''.
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Anonymous2011-03-12 8:17
Four programmers walk into a bar. The assembly programmer asks for a glass, barley and yeast. The C asks for a beer and takes it to sit down at a table. The Haskell programmer asks for a scotch and immediately sits down at the table. The Python programmer asks for a spade. The bartender obliges with a nearby shovel. He takes it and sits down. The C programmer starts to drink his beer but as it reaches his lips he realises it's been replaced with half of a beetle. He coughs it up and, outraged, leaves. Meanwhile, the assembly programmer is arranging a warm fermentation process. The Python programmer tries to drink the shovel. Some bits of dust and lint fall off and he consumes them, thinking he'd made the right choice, he tries to insert the shovel into his mouth and injures himself badly. He runs out of the bar screaming in agony. The Haskell programmer, tired of all this stands up and makes for the exit, as he steps out of the bar, his Scotch flies from the bar and hits him in the mouth, smashing and spraying whiskey all over him.