Resume help

I can't get a job. After spending four years getting a degree in engineering I now realize that the degree is worthless.

Can someone do me a favor and make me a resume that claims I'm an expert programmer? Just make shit up. If I get hired for something I'll learn the needed programming languages before I start work.

OK, got it now. For anyone who works with strings in C#, at least on VC# Express, keep this in mind, cause it's weird:

You can LOOK FOR '\n', but in the replace statement, you can't just come out and say '\n', you need to use System.Environment.NewLine.

Weird, but now it works!

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.IO;


namespace ConsoleApplication1
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {

            // create a reader and open the file
            StreamReader tr = new StreamReader("c:\\users\\b\\downloads\\dx\\DX00H.txt");
            StreamWriter wr = new StreamWriter("c:\\users\\b\\downloads\\dx\\output.txt");

            // read the entire file
            string myString=(tr.ReadToEnd());
       
           
            myString = myString.Replace("\"", "");
            //myString = myString.Replace("", ",");
            string b = "\n";
            string c = "," + Environment.NewLine;

            myString = myString.Replace(b,c);
           
            string[] sArray =(myString.Split(','));

            string[][] aLines;


            int i = 0;
            foreach (string s in sArray)
            {
                i++;
                if (i<10)
                    Console.WriteLine(s);
                if (i > 7)
                    wr.Write(s + " ");
           
            }
          
         
            //wr.Write(myString);





            // close the stream
            tr.Close();
         //  Console.ReadLine();

        }
    }
}