/prog/ - /prog/ Programming Guilds

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 1:05

All you need is at least 4 members, a name and some sort of goal/code/agenda and a motto to sign your posts with. I am currently tossing around a few ideas for mine (something to do with functional programming) but feel free to discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 2:09

There are three posters in /prog/, and you are you. I haven't too much choice.

Knights of Lambda Calculus
Location: /prog/
Code: loeb
Motto: We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
1. me
2. The Sussman
3. ???
4. ???

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 2:21

>>2
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 3:12

>>3
Sexpy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 6:03

>>4
gay lisp

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 9:59

Faction: The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Cudder and of the Temple of /prog/, commonly known as the Knights of /prog/, the Order of /prog/ or simply as /prog/riders.

Agenda: TKOP provide high quality server/client solutions to the masses of /prog/ in an effort to deal with the ever increasing shitstorm.

Some of the things we have released include: userscripts, /prog/scrapers, anonymous chatservers, "safe enough" encryption methods, distributed anonymous BBSs, etc...

Motto: Always sage, never rage.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 10:09

>>6
rage rage rage mad mad mad

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 10:39

>>6
sage sage sage map map mstack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 11:46

Guild of Cancer

Members: everyone on /prog/ with the exception of THAT guy.
Agenda: spread autism through the usage of LISP, SICP and shitty memes
Motto: noko every day
Motivation: because I'm guildy enough
Arch-Nemesis: THAT guy who tries to save prog.
Languages used: r5rs, lua, c++, python, English (lol, last so rund0m xD).

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 13:53

r5rs
Oh come on, NO schemer uses plain R5RS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 21:31

This sounds really fun and awesome, but I know no one will take any of the 'guilds' seriously.
I like the idea of competition amongst factions of /prog/riders and such.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 23:43

>>10
that's the point

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 0:05

there's too many racists here

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 0:15

>>13
thats because of all the niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 5:43

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 6:22

* African American

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 7:15

>>16
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 16:58

bumo for great justice

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 21:44

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 14:10

Sexpy sexp sexperts

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 11:14

Aryan Brotherhood [Programming Guild]
Agenda: Shit up /prog/ and scare off the negros.
Motto: We must secure the existence of our code and a future for BBCODE.
Members: All true proud Aryans are encouraged to join.
Languages: PHP, Javascript, BBCODE, Visual Basic 6.0

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 13:58

>>21
Aryan
We must secure a future for BBCode
Proof that Aryans weren't the Master Race

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 14:20

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250330533/10,12,18,21

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 14:24

>>51
a FILE * is not a shell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 14:30

Using one to type this is a?? liar and a?? community in denial?? about my assassination?? of the Sussman?? of the relationship?? between dqn voltages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 14:32

>>10
I am pointing at nowhere in hope that >>1-9 will disappear into nothingness.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 14:35

Goodbye >>1, I'll sure miss your contributions to the /prog/ board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 18:51

>>26-27

fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 18:59

>>6
? Please don't make troll posts!?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 5:54

>>26
>>9 here. I'm not disappeared. You hope is meaningless.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 8:31

>>30
Well you replied to the anusbot so you lose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 11:10

We here at the SUSSIX dev team (Me) are actually 5 people, I have multiple personalities, 5 of which are SUSSIX devs. Does that constitute a /prog/ guild?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 11:37

perl is delicious.
i love how it feels like a natural language when you're writing it ,or maybe that's just me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 19:30

>>33
It feels like I'm writing a natural language with gardening gloves on

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 18:23

Expert C Programmers
Location: ##C
Code: K&Rv2
Motto: C has no stack.
1. me
2. Zhivago
3. ???
4. ???

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 18:27

>>35
I'd join, but ##C has me perplexed, and Google isn't helping, so I guess you wouldn't want me anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 18:44

>>36
n1256.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 19:43

>>35
C has no stack.
This is the other reason why I wish I could beat Zhivago to death with a stick. C is portable assembler, no matter what the little stuck-up elitist pedantic faggot cunt says. Yeah, you could implement a C compiler that sticks exactly to the standard, and in which everything that is "undefined behaviour" results in a colourful crash. But guess what; I won't use it, nor will anyone else. It will be completely useless as it will fail to fill in the only niche that C still undoubtedly occupies: systems programming or operating system development (embedded or not). Also, hi there n00p, what does Zhivago's anus taste like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 20:13

>>38
why so butthurt?

C runs on the ``abstract machine''. if the implementation doesn't conform, you're effectively not using C. and, furthermore, if you're using GNU extensions (or some other "niche" BS) you're effectively not heterosexual. Also, hi there kulp, what does RMS' anus taste like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 20:46

>>35
what does Zhivago do actually? I heard he is a college professor in Austrailia

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 20:54

>>40
Doesn't he work at Google, coding abstract bullshyte all day long, using programming languages nobody has ever heard of?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:18

>>37
No, I meant I've never used IRC

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:11

>>39
I don't know who this kulp fag is, but if I ever meet him, I'll beat him to a pulp. On another note, good job on perfectly mimicking Zhivago's opinions; it's a pity you're not intelligent enough to mimic his English skills as well. Your post effectively demonstrates Zhivago's pedantic faggotry, along with his sentiment of superiority. Ah, how I wish I could punch your faggot face.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:19

>>43
at least I'm intelligent enough to not confuse facts with ``opinions'', ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:53

>>44

If you have a different opinion than me it just means you're less intelligent.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 1:02

>>46
Cool opinion bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:24

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:26

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:31

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:34

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:41

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:47

>>45 I didn't post this
>>44
Fact is that you are a pedantic faggot who tries to defend world's hugest pedantic faggot. Opinion is that you should go play in the traffic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:15

>>52
Well, now you did.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 15:19

>>51
esactry

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